I recently came up with this bit. Let me know what you think:

[I_love_SNL]

What is it with students at assemblies? They all talk really loud and blab about nothing, and when they have to get quiet, everyone's shushing everyone, some people shush someone for shushing, it really becomes a mess! Who let the locomotive in here? Why don't we just build a train station here, so we can have all the stopping trains in the world here! Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhshhhhhhhhhhhhhshhhhhhhhhhhhshhhhhhhhhhhhshhhhhhhhhhhhhshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....! And then there's always this one kid who does a really loud shush to try to silence things once and for all, and he really sounds like a pnumatic hose gone hay wire!, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Well, what do you think? :shrug:

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Dude, you are punking the board.

[I_love_SNL]

2. what does that mean?

:shrug:

[Midlodemocrat]

3. Your post isn't in the box. You need to use the enter key

and not just keep typing. It is too hard to read.

[matcom]

4. first of all, try hitting the enter key a few times

:eyes:

second of all....

[Call Me Wesley]

5. Your last

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh is way to long. Cut some 'h' off. Otherwise we all have to scroll right to be able to read it and this makes it almost unreadable.

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[pdx_prog]

6. I think I...

don't know what I think....

Got anything on chickens?

:silly:

[I_love_SNL]

7. no...

except that one chicken has a mustard stain on him! *drum kick* :P

[matcom]

8. so edit the OP

:shrug:

[DS1]

9. I think I see why you love SNL

ssshhhhhh

[matcom]

10. more like....

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[I_love_SNL]

11. I love SNF, too.

SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!B-)

[Sugar Smack]

12. Hey, how old are you? I checked your profile

but I was too lazy to do the math. Plus, I'm number dyslexic. :P

[I_love_SNL]

15. I am exactly:

14 years, 8 months, 4 days, 6 hours, 46 minutes, and 56 seconds old.

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. It's about as funny as SNL, which is to say,

it is not.

Sorry.

Welcome to DU. :hi: Enjoy your time here.

[redqueen]

14. It's not as good as the Christopher Walken skit.

But keep trying.