Of all the races, which one is the filthiest?

[Rabrrrrrr]

I'm thinking it's gotta be those motocross races in the mud.

The Tour de France would be, except they get the night off to eat and shower, the pansies.

And I'm sure those marathon runners don't smell so hot at the end, but I bet the motocross dudes are grosser after a race, plus there's all the cleanup of the bikes and the outfits.

on edit: three tries to spell "Of" correctly, two edits for other errors. Gads!

[no name no slogan]

1. Indy 500

Especially in the pit seats. That's some scary muthafukkin shit.

[Deja Q]

2. I'd say the human race...

:7

[ThomWV]

3. I Understand Marathon Runners Shit All Over Themselves

I am told that toward the end of the races they are shitting all over themselves and that their heels toss the shit in the faces of those behind them. Must be pretty nasty. I don't do stuff like that myself.

[davsand]

4. The Primary race between Cegalis and Duckworth would be my guess.

That would be a Congressional primary race on the Dem side here in Illinois.

People are pissed off that Duckworth is running--she doesn't even live in that district. Cegalis supporters are pissed off because the power elite in the Dem party recruited Duckworth to run. They didn't see Cegalis as "viable."

I predict fireworks before it is over.


Laura

[B Calm]

5. Indianapolis 500 Who ever has the most money, wins

[dolo amber]

6. ...

:spray:

[Burma Jones]

7. The Fucking Belgians

GOD, HOW I DESPISE THEM

[SOteric]

8. The Rat Race

Fluffy, well-cared for pet rats excluded.