If I started a thread with "my bone" in the title,

[Dave Reynolds]

it probably would not last very long at all.

[flvegan]

1. "My bone aches after getting whacked."

"Funny thing about that funny bone."

See?

[Dave Reynolds]

2. But coming from me,

people would get the wrong idea about what bone got whacked.

[flvegan]

7. Then you, sir, have arrived.

Don't dream it, be it.

[RevCheesehead]

9. Yeah! What fivegan said!!

You Concord stud, you. :loveya:

[Dave Reynolds]

12. My globes are all a-tingly.

But I may not speak of my bone(s).

[RevCheesehead]

13. Think "stem."

:evilgrin:

[Dave Reynolds]

15. Clever, Rev.

But that hits too close to home...:cry::cry::cry:

[AussieDave]

3. "My bone structure means I'm just a skinny guy with a huge

distance to go before I get to a normal weight."

Actually that was harder than I thought............:eyes:

[Deja Q]

5. No pun intended.

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

4. "When eating meat, I'll still lick on the bone."

There. That should put the topic to rest. :rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

10. Psssst, HypnoToad..not quite:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4573347

:D

[LeftyMom]

6. That depends:

I just waxed my bone- less than 2 minutes duration, but half a dozen replies minimum.

My bone in my toe aches when it rains- bound for the archives (with no responses.)

So do you want your thread to live a short but happy life or a long boring one? It's a philosophical question for the ages. ;)

[CottonBear]

8. LOL! This may be a thread with a short but happy life. n/t

[Dave Reynolds]

11. Short but happy.

My long-lost impoliteness thread died before I even got to see it, but I hear it was great!

[KitchenWitch]

14. Locking in 3...2...1...

[Dave Reynolds]

16. Still here.

We need to be impolite.

[KitchenWitch]

17. fuck you!

:rofl:

[Dave Reynolds]

24. Peggy is here now,

we can get her dropping F-bombs and shut this fucker right down....:woohoo:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

27. OK......I'll give it my best shot.......

FUCK OFF, ALL YOU YOU YOU.......aw, fuck it.....words fail me!

How's that? Locking level F-Bombs?

:nuke:

[Dave Reynolds]

28. We'll see,

the one thread I started long ago was deleted before I got to see it, but I recall it was the first time you posted an "effer".

So I just do not fucking know.

Should we talk about bones some more?

[RevCheesehead]

18. If it lasts more than 4 hours,

please seek medical attention.

[SeattleGirl]

20. LOL, Rev!!

:rofl:

[Dave Reynolds]

22. If it lasts more than 4 hours,

I'm calling an escort service!

[RevCheesehead]

23. Aw, gee....

I was hoping you would call me. :hide:

[Dave Reynolds]

26. But that would have me being presumptuous,

I may be a pig-man, but never presumptuous.

And, with my spiritual background, one of us may burst into flames...O8) :evilgrin:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

19. *Ahem* MY thread has that word in the title.......

And it is STILL going...TYVM!

Course, I'm female....so the mods know I'm innocent.......

[Dave Reynolds]

21. And my motives are sometimes suspect,

especially when it comes to double entendre-type things....

[sendero]

25. As long as its not followed by..

... "lost its marrow", you might get away with it :)