I've got a stiff

[Dave Reynolds]

neck today.

I need a heating pad.

[elshiva]

1. NECK RUB!

:hug:

[Dave Reynolds]

3. Neck rubs are good.

I like them muchly. :hug:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

2. Put one of these in the microwave

Then put it on your neck. Feel better! :hug:

[Dave Reynolds]

4. Ooooh...a Barney-colored one!

My wife has a cloth bag filled with corn that works well, albeit a little smelly.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. Mine smells like orange rind and cinnamon

:D

[democracyindanger]

6. E.

[Dave Reynolds]

7. Yes, that E appears to be rigid, just like my

parents' childraising methods.

[tuvor]

8. Call the cops.

And think of a good alibi.

[Dave Reynolds]

9. Honest occifer,

I was nowhere near that person, place, or thing at that time.