The "What's Robb's New Web-bidness Selling?" Contest!

[Robb]

(cue trumpet fanfare)

Yep. I'm branching out into a brave, new world of e-commerce. The "e" is for "entrepreneuristical." :P

And here's the contest part: with no hints whatsoever, guess, with some specificity, what I'm selling.

First prize ("getting it right, somehow") wins one of the things.

Second prize ("funniest thing I should be selling") also wins one of the things.

Third prize ("best use of this contest to mock a fellow Duer") gets to be a big-D Dingbat, and also gets to name a fellow Duer to receive one of the things as a gift. :D

Contest will run until sometimes next week, or I forget, or no one enters anymore. :silly:

"What's Robb's New Web-bidness Selling?" :bounce:

[LSK]

1. your selling "Robb is a dingbat" bumper stickers to DUers

Ok, whats my prize? :P

[GOPisEvil]

2. "I'm with the dingbat" t-shirts.

:D

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Ooh, I'd buy one of those

:bounce:

I could wear it in public with my husband.!!!!!

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. You are copywriting the words "Robb is a dingbat"

and charging for its use in polls.

The winnter of this contest gets to use "Robb is a dingbat" as a poll option without paying royalties.

[Shine]

4. Now THERE's a clever suggestion!

:D

[Robb]

5. Close (not really) but no cigar

I'd have to give Skinner et al a cut. :hi:

[Shine]

15. hehehe.

Hi Robb!! :hi:

did you get my cute little PM? :)

[underpants]

6. Strap-on reading lights?

I am going to be making several guesses on the following posts. Tell me if I get it right.

[underpants]

7. Trumpet Fanfare?

are you selling trumpet fanfare?

[underpants]

8. Jesus toast?

Muhammed Toast? <-- careful that can cause lots of trouble.

[underpants]

9. STRAP-ON Jesus toast?

[jakefrep]

11. "Anti-dysentery kits" for the Free Republic cruise?

Filled with Ex-lax instead of Imodium.

:evilgrin:

[Hugin]

12. I know! PIE! You're selling PIE!

I like pie.

[mdmc]

13. democraticunderound.com member Robb recently announced

a new web based political advocacy service for moderate republicans and all democrats. Services offered through Robb's venture include web based and direct mail assistance, policy formation, and "information awareness". Campaign signs, bumperstickers, and pinbacks will also be available for design and purchase. This for profit business may go public as early as May of this year.

[DS1]

14. GPS for sled-racers - specifically built to handle cold

[Robb]

16. A kick, because I remembered

:kick:

[matcom]

17. 'Soccer Jesus'

cause Jesus love to cover his cup :D

[sendero]

18. Sex toys..

... for hermaphrodites (which the rabble mistakenly call "transsexuals")???? Did I get it???

[Tikki]

19. Wireless modems.........n/t