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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 11:46 AM
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I ate Valentine's Day
Edited on Mon Feb-13-06 11:49 AM by LSK
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 11:50 AM
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1. Your heart is well deserved!
:hi:
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 11:51 AM
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2. now imagine if this thread had some cool valentines graphics..
:hi:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 11:52 AM
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3. ARGH! You got me again!
x(
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 11:53 AM
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4. i love holidays!!
Its the perfect cover for THE JOKE! :evilgrin:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 11:54 AM
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5. Well, Kitchen Sorcery may invade your trifling little country!
:rofl:
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 11:55 AM
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6. yeah, well i just approved some military spending!!!
:P
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