Post your TMI in this thread.

[asthmaticeog]

I find that an after-shower application of talcum to certain areas of my person can go a long way in preventing unpleasant chafing in the warmer, summer months.

Women who've spent the night with me have told me that I have apnea.

I have a very good reason to be opposed to circumcision.


Your turn. Do please try to avoid lockbait.

[LaurenG]

1. TMI?

:shrug:

[billyskank]

4. Too Much Information

:hi:

[LaurenG]

8. Oh thanks billy

you help me so much with this stuff. :hi:

[LaraMN]

2. Yeah! woo-hoo!

I am a huge fan of tangy-cherry flavored lubricant. I highly recommend it; it's yummy.
I do my kegels every day.
I have a lil' tiny mole on my right boob.

[LeftyMom]

3. Shepherd's pie made with chicken-style seitan is one of my favorite foods

It gives me horrific gas and sometimes diarrhea but I eat it anyway.

[Radical Activist]

16. It started out good and fine

but them...TMI!

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. I dress left

Sorry... too graphic? :blush:

[DS1]

6. I secretly tape-record the sounds coming from LeftyMom's bathroom

after shipping a batch of Shepard's pie

:yoiks:

[LeftyMom]

12. eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

:puke:

[GirlinContempt]

7. I keep a hair clipper under my pillow

[asthmaticeog]

18. !

:yoiks:

[GirlinContempt]

19. heh heh heh

:evilgrin:

[XNASA]

9. I find the female models in Spiegel's catalogues.......

...do the trick just fine.

[terrya]

62. And I find the male models in the Farm 'N Fleet catalogues...

do the trick just fine.

[XNASA]

63. If they only knew.

[terrya]

82. Oh, they'll never know

:cry:

[XNASA]

85. Well next time you're in Decatur..

You'll just have to cruise the F&F.

Actually, there's one in Kankakee. It's a lot closer.

[terrya]

88. That's true.

Why go all the way to Decatur when I can just get my kicks in Kankakee?

[taterguy]

10. getting a vasectomy was one of the best decisions I ever made

[billyskank]

11. I exercise my pelvic floor while on the bus.

:)

[BrotherBuzz]

13. I like the rats and mice in our walls and attic

Mrs. Buzz catches them in a 'have-a-heart' trap then puts them in cages and dotes on them as pets by feeding them gourmet meals. I hate seeing animals in cages so I am compelled to root for the critters on the loose in our house.

[SoCalDem]

14. got nuttin..but this

[swag]

15. Anusol HC1 saved my life.

[EstimatedProphet]

17. Hot peppers used to be one of my favorite foods

I ate jalapenos raw, for fun. I can't do that since I had my gall bladder removed-they give me severe diarrhea.

Additionally, I used to keep pictures from a gallstone removal surgery on my desk in a frame, since I didn't have family pictures. No one I worked with got the joke.

[Goblinmonger]

23. After cutting jalapenos for salsa

I had a romantic interlude with my wife. The tingling sensation was not just from hot old me but from some leftover Jalapeno juice.

[Aristus]

20. I pluck my nose hairs.

All of them. My external nares are smoooooooth and hairless. :+

[AngryAmish]

21. I used to Play Dungeons & Dragons

[Goblinmonger]

24. That's TMI?

You do know that many people on here are computer nerds.

I played D&D and had a level 30 wizard/thief. I could pick your pocket, put it back, and pick it again. Chance of success 20d20. That is closer to TMI.

[flvegan]

22. I've seen Bon Jovi in concert, like, 3 times

And I actually still like some of his/their stuff. I could still sit through the "New Jersey" cd, and I think that whole "Destination Anywhere" joint was damn near brilliant.

[ghostsofgiants]

27. Yeah, I just admitted to once owning a Bon Jovi cd in my Bon Jovi thread..

I feel so dirty.

[flvegan]

29. Your thread actually triggered this response.

Plus, a coworker went and saw him in concert this weekend, and raved about it today. I felt like I should have thrown up in my mouth a little, yet, I couldn't muster it.

[LeftyMom]

28. go be geeky like somebody else for once!

Okay, so I only saw them once, but I get bad 80's music bonus points because the opening act was Cinderella.

:dunce:

[flvegan]

30. At least I saw them with Skid Row.

I mean, they rocked, and Bach had some pipes.

I can't divulge any further my bad 80's music choices. I keep those skeletons in the closet, way in the back.

[LeftyMom]

31. behind the ripped jeans and stuff?

good idea :)

[flvegan]

33. I never had ripped jeans

Joe Elliot didn't run my wardrobe choices.

[LeftyMom]

34. okay behind the [insert horrible fashion mistake here]

:silly:

[flvegan]

37. Okay, so MAYBE I have this

black jacket with a few extra zippers and snaps on it. It still has my Cult "Sonic Temple" tour backstage pass sticker on it, though. I HAVE to keep it.

[LeftyMom]

39. The nice thing about my awful 80's clothes pics

is that I was young enough nobody that can really hold them against me.

Who the hell decided to put huge shoulder pads in shirts for little girls anyhow? :wtf:

[ThomCat]

80. I was working back stage security

at one of the Bon Jovi/Skid Row concerts. They guys were all walking around in very little clothing. and I got to meet Cher.

[Magrittes Pipe]

25. My penis is currently flaccid.

[tigereye]

38. I'm shocked, just shocked!

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

72. Mine's not.

:D

[ThomCat]

81. Prove it!

n/t

[XemaSab]

26. I have alupent breath

:(

[Beware the Beast Man]

32. One time in college,

I borrowed a neighbor's beard trimmer, not knowing that he used it to shave his girlfriend's bush.

[Fenris]

53. I once stepped in a tuft of hair in the dormitory

That I later realized was my roommate's pubic hair.

He apparently liked a shorn scrotum.

[Dave Reynolds]

35. I have a funnel chest,

and it sometimes hurts.

And it always looks bad.

[tigereye]

36. sleep on your side, ace

works here at my house....

[La Lioness Priyanka]

40. my therapist asked me what my sexual fantasy was

in order to judge my degree of gayness....from the fantasy one can determine i am 50-50 bi.

[RetroLounge]

43. Was that an accurate measure, or just some therapist

opinion...?

RL

[GOPisEvil]

41. That last sentence before your admonition...

*nods in complete understanding*

[TheProphetess]

42. EP and I enjoy having naked breakfast together

and naked lunch and naked dinner, too. Naked snacks are allowed as well. In other words, we like naked.

[Magrittes Pipe]

45. So why were you clothed at the Super Bowl party?

Huh? :shrug:

[TheProphetess]

48. We have good manners when around clothed individuals

But otherwise, it's naked baby! :evilgrin:

[asthmaticeog]

46. Hey, how're you feeling?

Scheduled for the fix-up yet?

He asked, OT-jacking his own thread.

[TheProphetess]

51. I've had a great deal of relief lately

I think the drug combo I'm taking is doing a good job - I'm 10 times better than I was one week ago. Never pain free, but it's definitely bearable (and I'm fairly functional). I just can't sleep for any one long stretch - the laying down must cause too much pressure. So, other than feeling some bearable pain and always feeling tired, I'm actually ok. I teach my classes, hold office hours, then come home and sleep for awhile and get prepared for the next day. EP does all of the heavy labor around the house - he's such a saint!

The neurosurgeon did not call to schedule my appointment today - they might have been closed for the holiday (I tried calling 3 times and got a busy signal). They're getting a call first thing tomorrow morning, though. I'm very anxious to get his opinion on the surgery (and ready for it). That's probably TMI, but you asked for it. :hi:

[ThomCat]

83. As one Chronic Pain person to another

You have my sympathy. I really, seriously wish you a good night's sleep.

Be well.

T.

[Cathyclysmic]

49. Good to see you

:)

[TheProphetess]

52. Thanks, same here!

It's good to be relatively comfortable in a chair! Sitting and laying haven't been too kind but I think things are progressing. Thanks to you and BtBM for your kind words and thoughts. :hug:

[Cathyclysmic]

55. No problem

We will have to come over and cook dinner for you and EP sometime. You two need to relax with all that's going on. I have no problem with the naked meals, Beast Man is sort of modest, though.:P

[TheProphetess]

57. Well, we do wear clothes when we're not alone

I promise. O8)

You two are very sweet - we definitely want to get together again when things aren't so hectic. Thanks.

[LostinVA]

44. When I run in the cold, I get really snotty

And sometimes I forget my Kleenex... so I blow my nose in my gloves.

[Cathyclysmic]

47. Beast Man made a mexican dinner awhile ago

that burned on reentry into the atmosphere. I cried it was so painful.:cry:

I have a third nipple that I have to pluck a big black hair out of about once a season.

I had a really bad sinus infection. I was miserable for weeks. At one point I blew my nose so hard, that this chuck of goo that looked like chicken fat and was about the size of a quarter came out. After that, I was much better.:-)

[Goblinmonger]

50. You win!

Chicken fat? Holy crap.

[Cathyclysmic]

54. Thanks!!

That happened about 10 years ago, but it's still vivid in my mind. Very gross.

[TheProphetess]

56. Yep, you definitely get the TMI award!

YUCK!!!!!

[Beware the Beast Man]

58. Woman, you sicken me.

:P

[no name no slogan]

59. The song "Arnold Layne" is my personal Dianetics

n/t

[philosophie_en_rose]

60. I sneezed orange phlegm for three days.

Turns out that I had a serious infection. However, I felt fine - other than the rainbow snot.

[XemaSab]

65. I had gray clay boogers for a week

after crushing a sample in the rock crusher for soil fertility.

Literally gray clay.

And no, the soil sample wasn't any good for growing crops either. Pure manganese. :shrug:

[LeftyMom]

66. after going to a rennaisance fair at the Nut Tree in Vacaville

I was blowing mud out my nose for a week from all the dust on the unpaved area where the fair was set up. Very nasty.

[XemaSab]

67. That's exactly what I'm talking about

:P

[Pale Blue Dot]

61. My earlobes are named Earl and Thurston.

I won't tell you about about the Spanish guy. :yoiks:

[nytemare]

64. I had the beginnings of trench foot after serving in Iraq

:puke:

That isn't my foot, just sort of what it looked like. The doctor in the Army hospital in Turkey looked at them bewildered for about two minutes, pulled the toes apart, then exclaimed, "I've never seen anything like it in my life. I think you have the beginnings of trench foot".

This was unusual, because it only rained maybe twice the whole time I was in Iraq, and they call it trench foot because it was prevalent during WW1 when the troops were running through muddy trenches. I must have just had some sweaty footses.

Needless to say, they blamed me for it. It was 115 degrees in the day, we were wearing black boots, and wool socks, which made me itch like the dickens anyway. It was a pretty painful experience, but it wasn't as bad as my friend, who was told a camel spider bit her. She had a hole in her foot about an inch deep.

[Burma Jones]

68. I have a foot fungus that has been with me for 12 years

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

75. Have you named it?

[Burma Jones]

78. I call it.................Tim?

[LynneSin]

69. Here's my TMI

I grew up about 12 miles from TMI and my family use to go water-skiing around the plant (on the opposite side of the river in Goldsboro, PA) both before and after the accident.

[asthmaticeog]

70. That explains quite a lot.

j/k :evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

73. Don't make me kick your ass with my glow-in-the-dark foot

:grr:

[KitchenWitch]

71. Mine are so big, during the summer I have to put baby powder

underneath so I do not sweat too much.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

74. .....

[KitchenWitch]

76. yup!

:rofl:

[billyskank]

87. What?

:shrug:

[slide to the left]

77. I have been

the other woman 3 times. Only once did I know it. Well, In that instance I wasn't really the other woman, the guy had just broken up with his gf, but the ex gf was my roommate. She was one of my bridesmaid, and still doesn't know.

[Heidi]

89. Welcome to DU.

:hi:

[no name no slogan]

79. I make in my pants sometimes

[asthmaticeog]

84. Make what?

:shrug:

[no name no slogan]

90. seven-course gourmet meals for eight

but that's yet another story

[Heidi]

86. This will come as a genuine shock to most who know me.

1. My toenails currently are unpolished. (Crimson red is my summer color. Unpolished is the logical winter choice.)
2. I do not wear my toe ring until barefootin' season.
3. My "dark side" is beige.
4. I, too, am uncircumcised, for a very good reason.

:wow:

[asthmaticeog]

91. Ego-kick because I'm bored.

:kick:

[taterguy]

92. what do you want?

Intimate "secrets" or health information that should be private?

[asthmaticeog]

93. That's entirely up to you.

Everyone's TMI threshold is different, and I respect that.

:patriot:

[taterguy]

94. I mentally undress most people I meet

[progmom]

95. I've only...

....slept with two people in my life.