The "poop on your happiness" hour!

[Donkeyboy75]

Tired of killjoys in the Lounge surprising you and telling you why you're a BAD person for enjoying something? Well, step right up! No surprises here! Tell me what you're happy about, and I'll poop all over the happiness!!!!

[eyesroll]

1. I'm attending law school this fall!

Too easy a target?

[Donkeyboy75]

5. What a softball.

I got nothin'.

[eyesroll]

9. OK, fine -- I'm moving next month away from the Boys Upstairs.

:bounce:

[Donkeyboy75]

11. Uh, you're going to law school.

The Boys Upstairs will be everywhere. :scared:

[dolo amber]

2. I'm not dead!

:P

[mtowngman]

4. yet

[Donkeyboy75]

6. But you will be someday.

I imagine it will have something to do with Hedges and two pounds of rancid beans. :cry:

[dolo amber]

8. You're not the boss of me

:grr:

[Donkeyboy75]

10. That's not how my organizational chart reads.

[dolo amber]

12. Perhaps, but there are few *accidental* blow jobs

Best cache post ever. :D

[Donkeyboy75]

15. I can't keep up with you.

:shrug:

[mtowngman]

3. I'm going to drink

two bottles of Guinness tonight instead of my usual one. Take your best shot at that one.

[Donkeyboy75]

7. The Guinness you get over here

isn't the same as that brewed on the other side of the pond. American Guinness is shit! :puke:

[mtowngman]

13. agree, I do drink the extra stout

but I remember the real stuff. It was actually sold here a while ago. Almost needed a spoon to get it out of the bottle. OK, that was a pretty good shot, but a was hoping for something along the evils of alcohol line.

[Donkeyboy75]

14. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!