My roommates are evil. Give me a quick virtual sympathy hug.

[BlueIris]

Thanks in advance.

::banghead::

[merh]

1. Sympathy hugs to you

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

2. Roommate suck...

What did they do?
:hug:

[BlueIris]

3. Egh...not possible to describe without breaking the DU rules.

Basically, I'm quite certain that when I leave they're going implode under the weight of their own dysfunctionality. They are the kind of jerks ruining this society for everyone else. They're...a waste of resources in my view. I know that sounds callous, but at this point, I can't feel any other way.

[Katherine Brengle]

4. OMG I completely feel your pain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

(If you doubt, see my thread about killing my sister...)

:pals:

[BlueIris]

5. Just checked it and...ew.

I'm sorry.

Just remember: don't kill. I can't really offer any other advice because I'm trying to sort out my own roommate bullshit at the moment, but, er, good luck! Sounds like a real prize.

[Katherine Brengle]

9. good luck to you too -- i am just going to take the hard-line and say

"Get out, or I will remove you."

Call it a bloodless coup.

(On a different note, I think everyone has their problems with roommates--one of my good friends lives in NYC with one of her college roommates--they are both out of school and moved there together--and a couple of weeks ago she IMed me really mad bc her and her roomie had ordered some dinner, and she ordered a Snapple iced-tea and her roommate ordered a lemonade--the delivery came with a Nestea and a Snapple iced-tea and her roommate said, "Oh, this sucks--they brought you a Nestea." Petty, true, but one of many annoyances that can grow exponentially--living with people really clues you in to their character.)

[bigwillq]

6. .....

:hug:

[OhioBlue]

7. ...

:grouphug:

[Redstone]

8. I'd give you a real one if I could.

And another place to live.

Redstone

[Laelth]

10. I have found ...

... that the only way I can tolerate having a roommate is to sleep with said roommate, regularly.

You need a little positive violence and release to overcome the inherent tensions of cohabitation.

just my 2 cents ...

:hug:

-Laelth

[UrbScotty]

11. I had similar roommates.

I was an outcast to them. :-(

But here's a :hug: