Should I buy a Lexus with my food stamps?

[supernova]

I mean, it's what I deserve afterall.

[no name no slogan]

1. Nah, stick with the Rolls

much classier IMHO.

[LostinVA]

2. Vintage Jag

[supernova]

3. Schweet!

:D

[philosophie_en_rose]

4. No. Go for the Yacht.

:evilgrin:

[El Fuego]

5. Have groceries delivered to you on your yacht

And pay for them with food stamps :evilgrin:

[supernova]

11. I did mention an oceanliner in a previous thread

:evilgrin:

[philosophie_en_rose]

13. But how do I tip in food stamps?

That the real question. :)

[Richard Steele]

6. Certainly not. That's a horrible idea.

You should LEASE, so you can upgrade every year.:evilgrin:

[supernova]

19. *Smacks Head* How stupid of me!

That's a much better idea, ds!

[LeftyMom]

7. A Caddilac would be the classic choice. nt

[ContraBass Black]

8. Which Lexus?

[maveric]

9. Get a Mustang and you'll have some left over for Hamburger helper.

Spend wisely.

[mandyky]

10. you can only buy food with food stamps

you can't buy pet food, personal hygiene products (shampoo, toothpaste, etc), or paper products (toliet paper, paper towels). Not even tin foil or stuff like that.

[ContraBass Black]

12. Shhhhhhhhhhhh!

You're messing up the distortion!

[supernova]

17. No distortion

I was making fun of the thread in GD, for which the OP has now been TS'd.

[Richard Steele]

21. Wow, I missed the tombstoning. (as always)

I did kinda think the Original Post was
a bit too much like a classic "Freeper Urban Legend",
you know?

[supernova]

24. Yes, I thought so too

It was just a little too pat and easy.

[hfojvt]

16. used to be if you spent 9.05 and gave a ten in food stamps

they would give you 95 cents change - actual cash money. You only need to do that- what? about 60,000 times to accumulate enough money to buy a Lexus. I am not sure if they do that any more if they are using debit cards now.

[greendog]

14. Buy lotto tickets!

:bounce::bounce::bounce:

...and when you win, apply for more food stamps! ;-)

:bounce::bounce::bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

15. I have a Texas Food Stamp debit card.

:7

It's a dud (a sample), but I've got one.

[Maddy McCall]

26. I've got a Mississippi one. It's a dud, now.

Got it after Katrina, to replace everything I lost in my fridge, as did most every Mississippian in the wake of Katrina.

I spent it on shrimp, ribeyes, cornish hens, and a gallon tin of EVOO.

;-)

Actually, I used it to replace all of the meat (hamburger, chicken, pork chops) and veggies, and condiments that were in my freezer and fridge, that ruined b/c of Katrina. One thing I did not pennypinch on was Hellman's Mayo.

:hi:

[China_cat]

18. Only if you can eat it all before the end of the month.

[k_jerome]

20. i would buy a truckload of cigarettes. nt.

[Blue_Tires]

22. CORVETTE Z06

505 HP!

[proud2BlibKansan]

23. Only if you promise to give me a ride.

[jakefrep]

25. I would love to see the look on the salesman's face...

when you bring in all of those food stamps.