"Larry sits down with America's Comforter-in-Chief"

[Fenris]

That is how CNN is advertising Yurtle the Turtle's interview with Laura Bush tonight.



Yep, Comforter-in-Chief.

She's about as interesting as a comforter, that's for sure.

[peekaloo]

1. hmmmm...explains Dim Son's "lump in my bed" remark.

:o

[meegbear]

2. The only comfort ...

is that she'll be there in the studio and not driving around.

[Richardo]

3. Maybe they're referring to her wardrobe...

Ba-ZING!

[SiobhanClancy]

4. Unbelievable...

She should look to the example of the great Eleanor Roosevelt,who logged thousands of miles during wartime to visit and comfort the troops.
I guess her claim to the title is being a comforter(lump)to Bush:(

[Screaming Lord Byron]

5. That's so sickeningly partisan, it's unreal.

[Fenris]

7. Yeah, well, you should live here!

It's AWFUL.

[omshanti]

6. does she have to 'comfort' Dubya after people laugh at him?

If so, it's a full-time job!

[Loonman]

8. How exciting is that going to be?

Geez.

Who's going to be more boring? Larry or Laura?

Maybe he'll ask her if she's drunkenly run down and boyfriends, lately.

[Fenris]

9. Oh, no, no, no! It's fun! She'll be spreading Christmas cheer!

And I know a guy in Midland who claims that if Laura gets a little tipsy on Meister Brau, she'll spread something else! :D