Hi, I'm naked! Haha!

[ZombieNixon]

No, I'm not, I just wanted to post this to see what happens.

$10 says it sinks like a stone. :(

:P

[LeftyMom]

1. .

[KitchenWitch]

3. Thank you!

[ZombieNixon]

4. Umm...OK...

I did say I wasn't naked. :P

[LisaLynne]

2. 3 ... 2 ... 1...

Locked! ;)

[Richard Steele]

5. If you sink like a stone, it means you aren't a witch!

At least that's what I always try to tell myself.

[ZombieNixon]

6. You say that like it's a good thing.

:shrug:
:P

[KitchenWitch]

7. Are you implying that I float?

[ZombieNixon]

8. Didn't you say that you have...umm...

:bounce: :bounce:

:shrug:

:blush:

:hide:

[KitchenWitch]

9. Why, yes, they are buoyant!

:bounce::bounce:

[ZombieNixon]

10. So your floatage really has nothing to do with being a witch.

:hide:

[KitchenWitch]

11. Exactly!

[Richard Steele]

12. That's what she WANTS you to think!

Those is Satan's own WaterWings she's packin under there!!!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

13. So...do you think Satan can send me a woman with some of them-there, um...

water wings?

:hide:

[Richard Steele]

16. "When you wish upon a (morning) Star...."

Dude, that's like 50% of his business right there!

But take it from me: You pay a TERRIBLE price!

It's much better to put in the legwork
and find one without his help.

Instead of wishing for 'water wings', try learning to swim.

[ThomCat]

14. You know, some of us clicked on this thread with expectations.

(tapping foot in frustrated disapointment...) :evilfrown:




:P

[ZombieNixon]

15. ...

:evilgrin:

Did you really think I'd actually post naked pictures? :shrug:

:P

[ThomCat]

17. No, but hope springs eternal.

:9

[RevolutionaryActs]

18. I was nekkid

when I was born. :evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

19. Doesn't "nekkid" imply intention to do naughty things?

:o

Surely, Rev, even *you* weren't bad when you were a new born, even if you are now (:spank:).

:hide:

[RevolutionaryActs]

20. It does?

Ooops. I seriously didn't know that. :o

[ZombieNixon]

21. Really?

"Naked" is the state of having no clothes on. "Nekkid" is naked and having fun. :evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. Well damn

I'm out of the loop. :crazy:

[ZombieNixon]

23. Not anymore.

Now you know not to tell people that you were nekkid in the shower this morning.

:hide:

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. You have a dirty mind.

:o

[ZombieNixon]

25. Well, I do need to get it out of my system in the next few days.

I'm going to be O8) during my self-imposed exile. :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. You? An angel?

HAHAHAHAHA! :rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

27. No more laughable that you saying it.

:yoiks:

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

30. What?

*I* am thee definition of "angel".


O8)






:spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

32. "thee" definition?

Are you referring to me? My definition? Because, no.

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

37. No, it was a typo.

It's been a long week and I'm tired, leave me alone. Beotch. :P

[ZombieNixon]

40. Hey, I'm tired, too.

So...if *I'm* tired...and *you're* tired...
...:think:
...:o
:blush:

:hide:

[RevolutionaryActs]

46. We should both close down our browsers, shut off our computers and

crawl into our beds? :shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

47. Hmm...I still have to make my bed and put away my laundry.

Last night was rough. :scared:

[RevolutionaryActs]

49. Did you and purr finally have that wrestling match?

:shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

50. No. I learned that White Russians and I don't get along.

And they won.

:scared:

[RevolutionaryActs]

51. Awwwww

Poor baby. :hug:

[ZombieNixon]

53. Thanks. It wasn't pleasant.

I don't remember anything after midnight, and I don't want to. :hug:

[bridgit]

28. see, you're back...

:P and posting "authentic frontier gibberish" too :rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

29. But I haven't left yet.

:shrug:

I'm leaving DU on Wednesday. Relax, I'll post a big goodbye thread and then head out to the edge of the Internets alone. :(

[RevolutionaryActs]

34. do do deeee

:evilgrin: :P

[ZombieNixon]

36. So...?

You say that like it's a bad thing. :P

Hehe...you said doodee. :P

[bridgit]

sew buttons on eggs...

:rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

43. And then you have a broken needle, a cracked egg and

a bunch of buttons covered in egg yolk that smells like puke.

Help me out, 'cause I'm not seeing the advantage here. :shrug:

:P

[bridgit]

54. ppfftt, your needle would remain intact silly...

:P

[bridgit]

38. omg i'm serious...

:rofl: :hi:

[bridgit]

35. ah, so the "shall i leave" thread was a tragic cry for attention until...

you actually do leave :shrug: or just sucking up broadband till them :thumbsup:

[ZombieNixon]

39. No...I will take a break. For my own sanity.

And then I'll come back and suck up broadband. :D

[bridgit]

41. but there's no such thing as sanity clause...

[ZombieNixon]

42. Don't shatter the faith, bridgit.

:cry:

:P

[bridgit]

44. bad religion/faith no more...

doo-dah doo-dah

[ZombieNixon]

45. Very good.

:toast:

[In_The_Wind]

31. Tease

:P

[ZombieNixon]

33. ...

O8)

[FuzzySlippers]

48. It didn't sink like a stone.

You owe everyone here $10.}(

[ZombieNixon]

52. Damn!

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