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Wed Mar-08-06 09:33 PM
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| i just ordered a pizza from domino's and it's in the perfect shape of.... |
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...a mobius strip! no matter which way i cut it there's tomato sauce on both sides of it. what should i do??????
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Wed Mar-08-06 09:35 PM
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| 1. Just turn it into a calzone and be done with it. |
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Wed Mar-08-06 09:47 PM
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| 2. it's like a reverse calzone |
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Wed Mar-08-06 09:48 PM
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| 5. What will those evil geniuses at Domino's think of next? |
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Wed Mar-08-06 09:48 PM
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Wed Mar-08-06 11:09 PM
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| 8. There must be some messiah/prophet it looks like... |
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Wed Mar-08-06 09:48 PM
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| 4. Eat it along with Pepsi you drink from a Klein bottle. |
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Wed Mar-08-06 10:02 PM
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Wed Mar-08-06 11:02 PM
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| 7. Ack! You don't want to buy pizza from them! |
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Did you see what the nutjob who owns the place is up to? http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/03/02/catholic.town.ap/ |
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Wed Mar-08-06 11:36 PM
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Thu Mar-09-06 01:19 AM
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| 11. actually i never would buy a domino's pizza..... |
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aside from their crappy politics, their pizza blows.
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Thu Mar-09-06 01:31 AM
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| 12. He doesn't own the company anymore |
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From the article you linked to:
" "I believe all of history is just one big battle between good and evil. I don't want to be on the sidelines," Monaghan, who sold Domino's Pizza in 1998 to devote himself to doing good works, said in a recent Newsweek interview."
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Wed Mar-08-06 11:45 PM
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| 10. Slice it in the along the middle and make a chain out of it. |
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Thu Mar-09-06 01:35 AM
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| 13. Serves you right for buying that cheese-flavored cardboard. -NT |
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Thu Mar-09-06 12:50 PM
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| 14. I thought for sure you were going to say Jesus or the Virgin Mary. |
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Thu Mar-09-06 01:10 PM
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| 15. Just eat the box it came in |
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They taste the same anyway.
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Thu Mar-09-06 07:34 PM
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| 16. it came boxed in a geodesic dome |
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Fri Mar-10-06 07:31 AM
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| 17. With a rounded-off edge... |
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so the whole container actually has only one side?
Yeah, I've seen those pizza containers, but the ones Domino's uses STILL taste better than their contents.
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Sat Mar-11-06 12:03 AM
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| 18. the delivery man was an alien.... |
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....in a UFO with a domino's sign on top. he traveled faster than the speed of light and actually went back in time and delivered the pizza before i ordered it.
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