How Long have you been a Freeper ?

[TheBaldyMan]

I am a lifelong conservitard and Bush supporter, how about you?

[Misunderestimator]

1. About as long as I've been bald.

[MrScorpio]

2. Ever since I've been 100% white

Instead of being 1/8th white

[Dora]

3. Ever since I grew a nine inch

nose.

[Richardo]

4. Long-term Freeper troll here.

Ask anybody.

[Ohio Joe]

5. Damn you !!!

"conservitard" made me spit chocolate milk out of my nose :)

[Liberalynn]

8. Erver seance I fluknucked out of dat thare nurery schoal.

dat dare teeachar dame was an ebil libeeraal. :dunce: :crazy:

[azmouse]

6. Ever since my lobotomy

:silly:

[FuzzySlippers]

7. As long as I've had a penis.

[EstimatedProphet]

9. Ever since I killed that hobo

Now I have a taste for blood. I want our country to legalize killing hobos, bums, hippies, potheads, wimminfolk, lieburals-anybody I feel like huntin'.

Surgeon General's Warning: This is a work of sarcasm.

[madinmaryland]

10. This is hugh!!1!!

I'm no librul with no morels!!

i gotta go brush my tooth now!

[Liberalynn]

11. Ever since

the nurse dropped me on my head right after delivery.

[TheBaldyMan]

12. Patriotic Kick

[AngryAmish]

13. Ever since I got hit in the balls

[salin]

14. back in the day...

of NEVER.

[Liberalynn]

15. Kick

cause this thread made me laugh. :kick:

[Katherine Brengle]

16. Ever since I relized those liberls are all morans...

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. Always

No one believes me when I tell them though. I can't figure out why... :shrug:

[petronius]

18. Since November 18, 2003...

...my freeper-mole is so extreme as to be undetectable.

[dorktv]

19. I tried to be one for a day...but then I got mad that some woman had

to be fired for leaving work when her kid was sick.

So I failed.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

20. Ever since I saw him ........

[AussieDave]

21. I'm sorry - flame me if you like

but from the neck down this guy is hot........

Pity everything above the neck is totally chunderous............:puke: