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Edited on Tue Mar-21-06 06:16 PM by ET Awful
But I fell in love last Friday evenin' With a girl I saw on a bar room TV screen
Well I was just gettin' ready to get my hat When she caught my eye and I put it back And I ordered myself a couple o' more shots and beers
The night that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen (Round 'n' round, oh round 'n' round) The meanest hunk o' woman That anybody ever seen Down in the arena
She was five foot two and two fifteen A bleached-blonde mama with a streak of mean She knew how to knuckle And she knew how to scuffle and fight
And the roller derby program said That she was built like a 'fridgerator with a head The fans called her 'Tuffy' But all her buddies called her "Spike"
The night that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen (Round 'n' round, oh round 'n' round) The meanest hunk o' woman That anybody ever seen Down in the arena
Round 'n' round, oh round 'n' round Round 'n' round, oh round 'n' round Round 'n' round, oh round 'n' round
Well I could not help it but to fall in love With this heavy-duty woman I been speakin' of Things looked kind of bad Until the day she skated into my life
Well she might be nasty she might be fat But I never met a person who would tell her that She's my big blonde bomber My heavy handed Hackensack mama
You know that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen (Round 'n' round, oh round 'n' round) The meanest hunk o' woman That anybody ever seen Down in the arena
Round 'n' round, go round 'n' round Round 'n' round, go round 'n' round Round 'n' round, go round 'n' round
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