This is Chewbacca.
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Chewbacca is a wookie from the planet Kashyyyk.
But Chewbacca lives on Endor.
Now think about that.
Does that make sense?
Why would a wookie, an eight-foot tall wookie,
want to live on Endor with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks?
That does not make sense!
But more important, you have to ask yourself:
What does this have to do with this case?
Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case!
Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company,
and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca!
Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense!
None of this makes sense!
And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room
deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation . . .
does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed
jury, it does not make sense!
If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit!
The defense rests.
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Free Chef!