I need help!

[Pale Blue Dot]

I'm going to the wedding this weekend of one of my oldest friends. My fiancee is wearing a beautiful white dress with a pink hat and pink shoes. She looks stunning in it. But here's the thing...

Her handbag does not match her shoes!!!!!

How am I supposed to get over the shame and embarrassment? How do I explain this to some of my oldest and dearest friends? How could she be so selfish???

Help!!!!

:blush:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. You must do the honorable thing, and kill her.

I don't see that you have any other options.

It's only because you love her so much that you're forced to do it. :D

[Pale Blue Dot]

4. But then I won't have a date to the wedding!

I recently killed my blow-up doll for wearing spring colors in winter....

[Thtwudbeme]

2. You need to buy her a whole new outfit then

I mean, this is so obvious, I cannot believe you had to post it.

In fact, you should take her out to dinner this evening to apologize for posting this.

Get some roses too.

Good luck with that.

[Pale Blue Dot]

6. I spent all of my money on the NASCAR muscle-T I'M wearing

At least SOMEONE in this family is concerned about fashion!

[miss_american_pie]

3. You're not worried about the white dress?

;)

[Pale Blue Dot]

5. It does have pink flowers on it.

...but I would be happy if she upstaged the bride, were it not for her handbag foopah.

[DS1]

7. Just keep staring at the hat

get her drunk enough and the shoes will come off soon enough

[no name no slogan]

8. or the dress

:yoiks: