Is Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus" the defacto stripper song?

[DS1]

Poll question: Is Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus" the defacto stripper song?

I say yes

[MrScorpio]

1. It's mine

What? A boy's gotta make a living

[DS1]

2. Reach out and touch Scorp?

No thanks

[Floogeldy]

3. No. It has nothing to do with that.

You are terribly misguided, etc.

[LeftyMom]

4. I thought it was Closer?

:shrug:

[DS1]

7. Well, that comes up too

but Personal Jesus probably, and by probably, I mean hopefully, leads to less complaints of personal space invasion ;-)

[Redstone]

5. The fuck would I know?

Who and/or what are/is a "Depeche Mode?"

Redstone

[DS1]

6. They're a band

The sing a song called Personal Jesus

[Redstone]

8. And how personal is this Jesus of theirs?

Redstone

[DS1]

9. Ever since he lined them up and broke a pool cue over their noses

he's become quite the cult figure

[Redstone]

10. One at a time, or all at once?

Redstone

[DS1]

13. All at once

This is Jesus, we're talking about ;-)

[Redstone]

21. That must have hurt.

Redstone

[Floogeldy]

12. Yep

Your own personal jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares

Your own personal jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who’s there

Feeling unknown
And you’re all alone
Flesh and bone
By the telephone
Lift up the receiver
I’ll make you a believer

Take second best
Put me to the test
Things on your chest
You need to confess
I will deliver
You know I’m a forgiver

Reach out and touch faith
Reach out and touch faith

Your own personal jesus...

Feeling unknown
And you’re all alone
Flesh and bone
By the telephone
Lift up the receiver
I’ll make you a believer

I will deliver
You know I’m a forgiver

Reach out and touch faith

Your own personal jesus

Reach out and touch faith. :)

[mwdem]

11. ....and we're putting the lotion in the basket now?

:scared:

[DS1]

14. No, you're putting the sunburn lotion on my skin

You think being nailed to this cross comes with shade?

[mwdem]

15. Yikes! I forgot it's almost Easter!!!

Dammittttt!!

[DS1]

16. Not soon enough

This fucking hurts

[mwdem]

17. Damn! I sooo feel for you, dude!

There's never enough lotion!!!:D

[DS1]

18. If this works as planned, I'm going directly to hell

wait, I've already been offered the position of "Hell Express" bus driver.

[mwdem]

22. This Jeebus thing is sooooo complicated!

You just really don't know where you stand from one moment to the next!

[DS1]

24. one second I'm leaning left, then I'm staggering over to the right

I just don't get this religion thing

[mwdem]

26. Yeah, but it looks so good on video!

Just don't forget to forget your posture!

[DS1]

29. That's just Monica Bellucci doing her thing and prettying up the shot

Me? I look like total shit, I've been whipped beyond recognition, I can't find my Mobil Speedpass, and some fucker nailed this cross to my arms and feet! :wtf: is up with that?

[mwdem]

30. You just have to kinda go with it, ya know?

Don't be such a pussy about the nails, you'll get used to them.:graybox:
And you'll just have to get over Monica in your Jeebus mode!

[Droopy]

19. Nope, It's "Crash Into Me" by the Dave Matthews band.

[DS1]

20. GAAHH!!

Dave Matthews? What in the ever living fuck is sexy about that?

[Droopy]

27. "Crash Into Me" L:yrics

You've got your ball
you've got your chain
tied to me tight tie me up again
who's got their claws
in you my friend
Into your heart I'll beat again
Sweet like candy to my soul
Sweet you rock
and sweet you roll
Lost for you I'm so lost for you

You come crash into me
And I come into you
I come into you
In a boys dream
In a boys dream

Touch your lips just so I know
In your eyes, love, it glows so
I'm bare boned and crazy for you
When you come crash
into me, baby
And I come into you
In a boys dream
In a boys dream

If I've gone overboard
Then I'm begging you
to forgive me
in my haste
When I'm holding you so girl
close to me

Oh and you come crash
into me, baby
And I come into you
Hike up your skirt a little more
and show the world to me
Hike up your skirt a little more
and show your world to me
In a boys dream.. In a boys dream

Oh I watch you there
through the window
And I stare at you
You wear nothing but you
wear it so well
tied up and twisted
the way I'd like to be
For you, for me, come crash
into me

[NMMNG]

23. Funny you should ask that

I did a naughty dance to the dance version of that song in P-town last year. :P (though I didn't take off my clothes)



BTW, I love that sigline pic! :rofl:

[DS1]

25. Thank you

and thank you

;-)

[XemaSab]

28. Considering that the video was filmed at the Mustang Ranch...

[ornotna]

31. Nope

"Strokin'" by Clarence Carter


Strokin'



When I start makin´ love
I don´t just make love...
I be strokin´
That´s what I be doin´, huh
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin´

Let me ask you somethin´...
What time of the day do you like to make love
Have you ever made love just before breakfast
Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on a couch
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car
I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:
´I´m strokin´, that´s what I´m doin´, I be strokin´´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin´

Let me ask you something...
How long has it been since you made love, huh?
Did you make love yesterday
Did you make love last week
Did you make love last year
Or maybe it might be that you plannin´ on makin´ love tonight
But just remember, when you start making love
You make it hard, long, soft, short
And be strokin´
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin´

Now when I start making love to my woman
I don´t stop until I know she´s sas-ified
And I can always tell when she gets sas-ified
´Cause when she gets sas-fied she start calling my name
She´d say: ´Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter
Clarence Carter, ooooh shit, Clarence Carter´
The other night I was strokin´ my woman
And it got so good to her, you know what she told me
Let me tell you what she told me, she said:
´Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don´t stroke so fast
If my stuff ain´t tight enough, you can stick it up my...´ WOO!

I be strokin´ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin´
I be strokin´ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´, Yeah!
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the north
I stroke it to the south
I stroke it everywhere
I even stroke it with my... WOO!

I be strokin´
I be strokin´ Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´

[T_i_B]

32. I thought it was "Men In Black" by Will Smith

No wonder I'm not too keen on lapdancing clubs. :shrug:

[driver8]

33. I thought it was "Girls, Girls, Girls" by Motley Crue...

I wouldn't know, but that's what I heard. :eyes:

[Iniquitous Bunny]

34. No, it's just one of Depeche Mode's worst songs.

:boring:

I don't know much about strip clubs though. Seems like there would be other, better choices from the band.

Behind the Wheel (gives a woman in charge vibe)

My little girl
Drive anywhere
Do what you want
I don’t care

Tonight
I’m in the hands of fate
I hand myself
Over on a plate

Now

Oh little girl
There are times when I feel
I rather not be
The one behind the wheel

Come
Pull my strings
Watch me move
I do anything

Please

Sweet little girl
I prefer
You behind the wheel
And me the passenger

Drive
I’m yours to keep
Do what you want
I’m going cheap

Tonight

You’re behind the wheel, tonight

Even better... (from their last CD).. Damaged People.

[LaraMN]

35. Oh! Good idea!

:thumbsup:
:rofl:

[Deep13]

36. Everybody Wants You--Billy Squire

[Lilith Velkor]

37. I say it's Rammstein's cover of "Stripped"

[underpants]

38. Other -I once saw a video of them at the Rose Bowl or the Colisseum

and the lead singer guy did this groinal area hip thrust that frankly I didn't need to see. It stays with me to this day.

[underpants]

39. Is this the Allman Brothers thread?

If not WHY NOT?

[LynneSin]

40. EEP! And I love that song

didn't realize it's the new Stripper anthem? It's just a good workout song for me

[Orrex]

41. Foghat's "Slow Ride," or (ahem) so I'm told...

Chosen, one supposes, for the subtlety of its double entendre.

[no name no slogan]

42. Yeesh. Thanks for the earworm

and my iPod's recharging :banghead:

[Orrex]

43. Hey--EXCELLENT sig-message!

Love it!

I'd've PM'ed you, but the bouncer wouldn't let me in...