One Flaw In Women - I thought this was nice.

[babylonsister]

One Flaw In Women
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> Women have strengths that amaze men.
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> They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
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> but they hold happiness, love and joy.
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> They smile when they want to scream.
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> They sing when they want to cry.
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> They cry when they are happy
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> and laugh when they are nervous.
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> They fight for what they believe in.
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> They stand up to injustice.
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> They don't take "no" for an answer
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> when they believe there is a better solution.
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> They go without so their family can have.
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> They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
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> They love unconditionally.
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> They cry when their children excel
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> and cheer when their friends get awards.
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> They are happy when they hear about
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> a birth or a wedding.
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> Their hearts break when a friend dies.
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> They grieve at the loss of a family member,
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> yet they are strong when they
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> Think there is no strength left.
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> They know that a hug and a kiss
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> can heal a broken heart.
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> Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
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> They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
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> to show how much they care about you.
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> The heart of a woman is what
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> makes the world keep turning.
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> They bring joy, hope and love.
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> They have compassion and ideas.
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> They give moral support to their
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> family and friends.
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> Women have vital things to say
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> and everything to give.
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> HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
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> IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.

[LaraMN]

1. Well, that and periods.

Don't forget periods.:P

[Left Is Write]

2. I wouldn't consider that a flaw.

An inconvenience maybe. But not a flaw. :)

[LaraMN]

14. Bleh. Mine is flawed.

My cycle is frustrating short and my period is wretchedly...um...severe, and the only thing that would likely help is to go on the bcp, and I don't want to do that. My husband got the snip so I wouldn't have to do that. I appreciate having a cycle, I just don't like the way mine runs, is all. x(

[babylonsister]

5. I'm way past periods. But I remember the horror!

[Floogeldy]

3. Isn't that about 38?

;)

[babylonsister]

8. I'm 50, if you mean age.

O8)

[leftofthedial]

4. men, on the other hand, are turds

[ZombieNixon]

7. Ugh...men! Hate them, hate them, hate them!

Thay can all go herk themselves!

[leftofthedial]

9. don't you mean they can all go herk themselves off?

[ZombieNixon]

10. Yeah, well, they do that anyway.

Buncha herkoffs.

[leftofthedial]

11. a bunch of herkoff

turds

[ZombieNixon]

12. Herking straight!

[jarab]

6. Apples & Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. So, instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy to reach. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

...O...

[WindRavenX]

13. omg i love you

:spray: :spray:

[leftofthedial]

15. LOL

that sounds like my (ex) marriage. a ground apple and she stomped and stomped and stomped, but she kept stomping long after the wine was made.