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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-04-06 03:14 PM
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We had Roses For Helen; why not a Funeral Wreath For Delay?
I'm serious! Whattya think?
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-04-06 03:17 PM
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1. Why dont we just send him a "soap on a rope"?
He'll be needing tons of them.
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China_cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-04-06 03:23 PM
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2. Why waste the time, effort and money?
Although an industrial size jar of Vaseline wouldn't be out of order.
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-04-06 03:26 PM
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3. got any dead roses?
n/t
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CarpeDiebold Donating Member (652 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-04-06 03:27 PM
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4. No send him THIS. he'll need it.
Edited on Tue Apr-04-06 03:28 PM by CarpeDiebold
Who Moved My Soap? : The CEO's Guide to Surviving in Prison (Paperback)

"I hope this book is long enough to answer your most pressing questions, short enough to hold your attention, yet thick enough to hollow out and hide a small weapon in. Read it, study it, learn from it -- and for heaven's sake, don't skim it. After all, you're not going anywhere."
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rustydog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-04-06 03:27 PM
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5. Nope, mail him slices of TOAST !
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-04-06 03:31 PM
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6. I'd chip in to send him some dead roses.
THAT would be AWESOME!!!! :rofl:
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