Random threat to inflate my post count.

[BikeWriter]

"Stay off the grass!"

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. I'll call the police!

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[BikeWriter]

4. Use safety glasses while operating equipment.

[southlandshari]

2. Random reply just because I like you so much.

Because my post count is embarrassingly high as it is.

:hide:

[BikeWriter]

6. ROFL! No right turns on red.

[AmyDeLune]

3. Unashamedly using your post to boost my post count!

So There!:P

:hi:

[BikeWriter]

8. No stopping in crosswalk.

[Jara sang]

5. that's more of a warning

a "threat" has the implication of imminent danger.

[BikeWriter]

7. No crossing when lights are flashing.

[StellaBlue]

9. staying off the grass since last week

:smoke:

[BikeWriter]

10. Speed kills!

[Lilith Velkor]

11. Don't touch broken pills if you think you might be pregnant.

[imperialismispasse]

12. Kids these days!

[madinmaryland]

13. Random joke for your enjoyment.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:

[LSK]

14. ok

the russians are coming, the russians are coming - 1980

the blowjobs are coming, the blowjobs are coming - 1998

the Iraqis are coming, the Iraqis are coming - 2003

the Iranians are coming, the Irarians are coming - 2006

Anyone see a difference?