How do you sign a nasty letter?

[Chiyo-chichi]

I've written a nasty letter to my daughter's teacher. I don't know if I'll send it, but it made me feel a little better to put on paper how inept, disrespectful to her students, and unprofessional this teacher is.

What kind of closing do you use for a nasty letter?

I guess "Sincerely" works. It is, after all, how I "sincerely" feel... but it doesn't seem quite right.

I would like to sign it "Fuck You," but I exercised some restraint.

Anybody want to weigh in?

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. How's about "Fuck your grandmother's bones, you ragged douche"

? :shrug:

[Bucky]

5. Well, it ain't XXXOOO , but it gets the point across

How does a douch become ragged?

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. You don't want to know.

:scared:

[Aristus]

2. On the rare occasions when I've had to send an angry letter,

I always sign simply my name. No closing, no salutation. It's businesslike and cool without being crude or vulgar.

[swimboy]

3. How 'bout Truly

as if to drive your witness home that all the foregoing is accurate and true

[Guaranteed]

4. If it's a good "bad" letter- All My Best,

Of course, I put that if it's a good "good" letter, too.

[Chiyo-chichi]

8. I write a good angry letter.

But as I said, I may not even send it. I'm going to show it to my daughter & her mother & see what they think.

I was thinking of leaving off the closing, as Aristus suggested.

[SteppingRazor]

7. After a real fuck-all, shit-kicker of a letter...

I think it's fun to sign off with "Warmest Regards," "Yours in Christ," or something equally non sequiter. ... but that's just me.

[MsAnthropy]

9. I always use "Cantankerously yours"

:7

[catmandu57]

10. How about

Chinga tu madre, if they're curious they can look it up.

[jmowreader]

18. Or "eb tvoyu mats" if you want to be continental about it

Essen mich is always good too.

[LynneSin]

11. How about "I hope you get the Bubonic Plague and Die"

That works for me - go ahead and use it if you like!

[1gobluedem]

12. Irritatedly yours... n/t

[eyesroll]

13. "Regards" or "best" seem to work for me.

I'll use "best" for bland correspondence -- but "regards" is almost always reserved for bitching.

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. "Love" would probably get the message across.

:thumbsup:

[ismnotwasm]

15. "You may reach me at"

Phone or email whatever your preference is. It sounds snotty. Then at the bottom at cc to principle, or whoever is above this miscreant. Maybe even to the local school board. Depends on how nasty you're really feeling. You can even send a copy to your local Rep.

[Va Lefty]

16. "Wishing you well in Hell"

[Dangerously Amused]

17. "I expect your cooperation in this matter."

Then just sign it.

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. "In Christ"

[datasuspect]

20. Fuck You Very Much,

Sir Charles Arthur Jones (Mrs.)

[tonekat]

22. Damn, beat me to it! I have a female friend who loves to use that.

[datasuspect]

24. i'll say that on the phone

kinda mumbled and people will say "excuse me?" and i say, "oh thank you very much."

[tonekat]

21. "Fuck You Very Much" would be appropriate. n/t

[LaraMN]

23. With the blood of your left pinky finger.

:D

[ghostsofgiants]

25. "May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman."

Like this:

Darling Fascist Bullyboy,

Give me some more money, you bastard.

May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman,
soonerhoosier

[SOteric]

26. I don't add any pleasantries to the end of cranky missive.

I just end it on my final point and put my name. i.e.,

"I expect your immediate attention to this matter."

S.O. teric