Okay, contestants. I'm going to ask an amount of three questions,

[Lautremont]

and you're going to have to try to answer them correctly.

1) How many feathers are on a Purdue chicken?

2) How many fibers are intertwined on a Shredded Wheat biscuit?

3) What does "Touche et est les ploon" mean?

4) How many times did the Batmobile catch a flat?

[Gold Metal Flake]

1. Oddly, the answer to all four is 338,481