Any neurotics on DU?

[arwalden]

Just wondering.

-- Allen

[omshanti]

1. What? Why do you ask? Did I do something wrong? OH GOD!!!

Now they're out to get me!!

[DuctapeFatwa]

2. I thought you had to be one to post.

Please provide links to any posts by non-neurotics.

Thank you.

[commander bunnypants]

3. Probably about 33000

DDQM

I am a flaming OCD.

Cant leave home without checking at least three times if the coffee pot, and the wife's hairdryer is unplugged.

DDQM

[arwalden]

8. I Lock The Door To The House As I Leave...

... then before I start the car engine, I'll often get OUT of the car and walk BACK to the house to make CERTAIN it's locked and pulled shut tightly.

-- Allen

[terrya]

9. Oh, well. That's just OCD.

I do that myself. You should see my routine when I leave for work. I'll go back 3 times and check and make sure the door is locked.

I count OCD as an eccentricity....not a neuroses. :-)

[damnraddem]

19. No, don't get out of your car to check on the door to your house --

what if you left the car running with the keys in the ignition?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

4. Yeah. What do you mean by that! So what if I am!

[spychoactive]

5. how will i know?

umm...maybe...no definitely not..wait...maybe..ok yes!...no no no

umm...how will i know?

:)

one love
spike

ps: is that a trick question?

pss: why is everyone staring at me???

[Fridays Child]

6. This room got real crowded, all of a sudden.

I get kind of panicky in crowds.

:scared:

[arwalden]

10. So you'd feel comfortable at the "Functional Family Reunion"...

yes? (I remember that cartoon too. Funny.)

-- Allen

[Fridays Child]

15. Yes, but only because I'm so dysfunctional...

...egad, the irony. :)

[Fridays Child]

7. This reminds me of that Larsen cartoon where there's a big ballroom...

...with only two people in it, and the banner over the ballroom door says "Functional Family Reunion."

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

11. Yes n/t

[felonious thunk]

12. A better question

Anyone on DU not a neurotic?

[VOX]

13. *rattles steel ball bearings in left hand* Well, I might be. I could be.

That is, I don't want to be one. But...on the other hand, if I were one, would people still talk to me? I mean, it's not easy being neurotic...

Hell yes, I'm neurotic. I will work over a grim thought like a puppy chews a slipper. But I admit it! :toast:

[Nikia]

14. I have anxiety disorders

That makes me neurotic doesn't it?

[Bertha Venation]

16. Hell yes.

I'm neurotic as hell. Just ask anyone.

I'd give you examples, but I'm afraid you all would think I was weird.

[populistmom]

17. Damn strait

I'm channeling Woody Allen as we speak.

[damnraddem]

18. NO! How dare you suggest such a thing?

But do I appear to be -- is that what this is about?

[Skittles]

20. WHO ARE YOU CALLING NEUROTIC

I SHOULD KICK YOUR ASS

[Booberdawg]

21. ROTFL!

That and worse!