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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 01:27 PM
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As seen on fundie marquee: "HAVE COFFEE WITH JESUS"
Yep, saw that one today too. :rofl: What I wanna know, though: Is Jesus doing the brewing, or do I have to provide refreshments for him? Or is it a book signing thing, or possibly a meet-and-greet? Hmmm.... :P
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 01:29 PM
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1. Whatever you do
Don't serve Him hot-cross buns.

Kind of a sore point.

:hi:
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 01:30 PM
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3. Yep, good point, FG!
Edited on Wed Aug-30-06 01:32 PM by NewWaveChick1981
:hi: Might not win any points with the man. :P

:rofl:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 01:29 PM
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2. Praise to Jesus, our Lord and Barrista. Amen.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 01:30 PM
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4. ROFL!
:rofl: Do I have to tip him? The baristas at Starbucks expect a tip. :eyes:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 01:31 PM
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5. Yep. 10%.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 01:32 PM
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6. The schmucks at Starbucks expect 15%.
Jesus may wanna think about raising those rates... :rofl:
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 01:32 PM
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7. You only tip Jesus 10%? You're going to Hell for that!
mikey_the_rat
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 02:01 PM
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8. they probably mean this guy:


"Nobody fucks with the Jesus!"

Eight year olds, dude.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 02:02 PM
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9. OMFG!
:rofl: :rofl: :spray: :hi:
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