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Sat Oct-07-06 10:15 PM
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| I have decided to limit my omnipotence to better deal with you humans. |
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In my infinite magninimity, I do so willfully at the request of the Archons, though I do so somewhat reluctantly.
I won't quite be limiting myself to your - excuse my guffawing, but this always cracks me up about you earthers - sense of "linear" "time" and "bounded" "space", but, in a tremendously humble effort to attempt to understand you all better, I will be placing severe limits on my omnipotence and omniscience, as well as my unfortunate immortality. Of course, if I die, I'll just be reincarnated as me because this universe (as you "understand" it) would cease to exist without me, but, at least for a moment, I could actually experience what it means to be "limited in time". It's so bizarre, but that's galactic anthropology for you.
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Sat Oct-07-06 10:17 PM
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Rabrrrrrr
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Sat Oct-07-06 10:21 PM
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| 3. You are welcome, great-grandmother of he who shall be known |
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in hushed whispers and abject terror as "Sine Miserere" - Without Mercy - with whom my judgment upon this galaxy shall be executed.
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Sat Oct-07-06 10:18 PM
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That's mighty multidimensional and extratemporal of you.
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Sat Oct-07-06 10:30 PM
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| 4. Even gods use spellcheck n/t |
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Sat Oct-07-06 10:39 PM
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| 5. It's ok. It happens to a lot of guys. We can just cuddle. |
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Oh wait... you said "omnipotence". Sorry.
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Sat Oct-07-06 11:23 PM
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No, really, really, really big.
I'd say I relished my experience of mere mortal temporality, limited projective cognition (what the earthers thnk of as fortune-telling) and simply four-dimensional awareness--but I would be exaggerating. Roughing it is a bitch. As is shaving regularly and other hygenic mortal concerns.
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Sun Oct-08-06 12:34 AM
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Just Me
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Sun Oct-08-06 12:45 AM
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| 8. Was that a "gigantic apology to you" or real a "galactic anthropology,... |
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Edited on Sun Oct-08-06 12:46 AM by Just Me
,...for you".
Just curious.
Don't bother to respond, though, my sweet, galactic, apologtic, omni-huma-tence, compassionate.
I only request what I give, as I head towards a way overdo bedtime, and that would be:
:hug:
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Mon Oct-09-06 09:53 AM
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part of a big study we're doing.
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Mon Oct-09-06 10:24 AM
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| 10. Time for a General Order 24. |
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On you and your life forms, dude.
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