I have been drinking, but never fear.

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I am still capable of typing. Ask me anything! :)

[Wonk]

1. Jolg fasd osdernrii thos fruomousi?

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4. I like you already.

I'm going to paste a gold star by your name.

[Don_G]

2. How Much Wood

Can A wood-chuck wank if a Wonk was....

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3. Depends on what type of wood.

Balsa wood and oak are vastly different, after all.

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5. there's never anything

wrong with drinking. :)

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6. Except water. Water is a problem.

Avoid water at all costs while inebriated.

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7. Don't be shy, folks. I'm a friendly drunk.

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8. What's your drink of choice?

I'm currently enjoying a very tasty gin and tonic-- what did you have tonight? :toast:

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9. Strawberry/Cranberry Juice & Vodka

I've found that most fruit juices blend nicely with vodka.

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10. Juice and vodka?

Why, I'm shocked ;-). I've found that the clear liquors blend nicely with bubbly tonic water...

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11. Quite simply put, I drink whatever will

fuck me up. And this seems to be doing the trick quite nicely.

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12. Good call

I'll remember that the next time someone calls me out on drinking PBR because it's cheap. Mmm... Pabst Blue Ribbon ;-).

I guess the real question is: are you drinking the cheap vodka or the expensive vodka? Wait, am I asking you too many questions on this "ask me anything" thread?

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13. gross...

PBR is just as bad as Budweiser. Never again will I drink that cheap beer.

Last month, I drank a 40 of Budweiser in ten minutes, and I tell you it was the grossest alcoholic drink ever. It was worse than Corona (and I never thought anything could be worse than Corona.) :puke:

The only cheap beer I drink now is MGD Lite. :)

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15. I get horrible hangovers from beer.

The hangovers from liquor seem much softer, gentler... like a down pillow. :D

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17. I'm the same way...

I'd prefer a coke and whiskey hangover over an MGD hangover anyday! (I'd rather have none, but what can you do?)

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18. MGD Lite was the sweet nectar

during my undergrad years. Ya can't beat the 10 bucks/case price ;-).

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14. Well, it's Smirnoff.

Nasty, but all vodka is nasty, isn't it? :P

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16. Ooooh..

Smirnoff vodka actually tastes decent....unlike the other vodka out there. (Silverwolf...:puke:)

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19. I honestly don't know whether to drink vodka

or dab it onto a wound. It smells like rubbing alcohol to me.

[Dr.Phool]

20. Blasphemy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grey Goose or Stoli on the rocks. Lots of it!

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21. Clearly you have less stomach ulcers than I do.

I bow to you.