I suspect my neighbor is an anglophile. What should I do? She has

[radwriter0555]

posters of Princess Di all OVER the place and constantly reads and re-reads ALLLL the princely gossip she can find.

She has a Union Jack in her window and drinks tea at all ungodly hours. She calls cookies "bisquits' and pronounces the 'h' in herb and her 'w's' sound like 'who'.

I am so concerned..... I'm beside myself. Some of the local ladies are starting to put their pinky up at the ODDEST times... I feel isolated, out of touch...

[Feanorcurufinwe]

1. Parlez-elle seulement en français.

(Speak to her only in French.)

[tom_paine]

2. Report immediately to Office of Homeland Security

THEY'LL know what to do with that Terrorist!

I'll bet she has an ALMANAC, too!

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2003/12/29/national1426EST0580.DTL&type=printable

[soleft]

3. clearly suffering from Anglophilitis

Condition caused from excessive viewing of Four Weddings and a Funeral, Prime Suspect and every movie starring Helena Bonham Carter. Key presenting symptom, compulsive need to speak with a fake pretentious accent, Tina Turner and Kathleen Turner prove condition can be hereditory.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. Tell her you were the WALRUS

It will throw her for a loop!

[Ilsa]

5. An Anglophile! Oh my!

Isn't there a registration for that? I think he neighbors deserve to know that she secretly pines for Prince Charles.