attention eBay shoppers . . .

[OneBlueSky]

wanna buy an aircraft carrier? . . .

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=26432&item=2450501898

current bid: $6,000,800.00 . . . better hurry . . .

[frogfromthenorth2]

1. Hummm..... That would make a nice XMAS gift....

...

[dae]

2. Shucks, it won't fit in my tub with my ducky.

[booksenkatz]

3. Great price, but how much is the shipping??

:crazy:

[celestia671]

4. I wonder...

if the people who have bid on it actually have $6 mil?

Wtf would they do with it?

[frogfromthenorth2]

5. "Wtf would they do with it?" --- Play BATTLESHIP for real???

[CrownPrinceBandar]

6. Battleship grey only... That'll clash with my carpet!

[PartyPooper]

7. I bet Junior would love to park this in front of his presidential library.

Karl Rove is writing the check as we speak.

:eyes:

[TreasonousBastard]

8. Kewl!

but AmEx is a bit miffed at me for the moment:

"To place a bid of US $15,000.00 or more, you'll need to provide a valid credit card or complete the ID Verify process ($5)."

I see the bidding has gone up by a couple hundred bucks. Someone's interested. One hell of a shuffleboard deck there.

Wait till they find out what a gas hog this thing is. And see the "staterooms" for the crew of 1,300.

[JVS]

9. Sold to Kim Jong Il!

[101 Proof]

10. That would be great...

I'd buy it only if it came with an F-15 and a flght suit with a front crotch pocket so I can stuff it with tube socks to make my testicles look huge. :eyes:

[Nailzberg]

11. I'd just put it in Lake Michigan and shoot potatoes at speedboats

That steam catapult system would beat the snot out of my current PVC potato cannon.

[JVS]

12. I'd use it to become a pirate!

That would be sweet

[7th_Sephiroth]

13. those things are a bitch to upkeep

but i see jogn travolta buying it to keep all his planes on