Favorite IKEA product name?

[spinbaby]

Poll question: Favorite IKEA product name?

[Kathy in Cambridge]

1. We don't have IKEA around here yet!

:-(

They are fighting to put one in in a very densely populated area, which is not flying well with the residents..

[Bill McBlueState]

9. oooh!

They're trying to put an IKEA in Mass? Where?

(Is there one in Somerville already?)

[tom_paine]

2. None, IKEA sucks.

Brad Pitt was right in Fight Club, Ikea-Boy.

:evilgrin:

Did you find a nice table that defined you as a person?

:evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[Dogmudgeon]

3. SÜKKR breakable trinkets

--bkl

[LoZoccolo]

4. ANGAR cutting board

I am not making this up. Almost my entire apartment is IKEA furniture.

[LoZoccolo]

5. GROGGY does come in a close second though!

Just so you know.

[Dissenting_Prole]

6. Bjork....oh, wait.

n/t

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

7. BRA

I forget what it is (some kind for furniture), but it comes shipped flat, so IKEA put out a postcard to the effect of a BRA that's flat as an ironing board, or something like that.

[jimbo fett]

8. I live in the South.

Most people here think Ikea is a country in Asia. And the ones who don't would be more likely to put a rainbow sticker on their pickup truck than buy anything there.

[fob]

10. BILLY Bookcases

I don't know why. It doesn't have the double entendre thing going for it and it's not a "weird-cool" name like GROGGY. I just always laugh when I see the BILLY bookcases. I guess it's like this;

Hey you wanna go up to my place for a drink?
Sure, I've had a nice time so far.
Hey nice bookcases, where'd ya get 'em?
You mean Billy? Yeah they're great!
Billy? You NAME your furniture?
No. It came with that name, I didn't name it myself.
It CAME with a name? Where's my coat? I suppose your coatrack is SUSAN?
etc etc

Well, it's funny to me.