If Underpants wins the presidency in 2008, what position in his cabinet will you want

[LynneSin]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x3014530

According to UP he's eligible to run for president next year - let's start planning his cabinet now!

[NoPasaran]

1. Dibs on Minister of Silly Walks!

[Bunny]

2. Keeper of the Liquor Cabinet Key.

I would be good at that!

[underpants]

11. Anyone who asks for that position can't have it

:hi:

[Bunny]

12. Harumph! I am *so* voting for your opponent!

[LynneSin]

19. We're gonna run this guy against underpants

[Bunny]

22. Whew! If he won, I would volunteer to be Cleaner of the Presidential

Toilet! He is just so hot, isn't he? :loveya:

[Hugin]

31. Pretty much cinches it...

Then I'll have Sophia all to myself!

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

3. Minister of Holiday Decorations.

I've got BIG plans!

[LynneSin]

4. Oh lordy - you're going after the War on Christmas aren't you

:cry:

[crim son]

7. You're just going to have to wait and see.

Hint: I embrace all faiths!

[matcom]

5. Master deBater fluffer

or whatever they call it :D

[ohiosmith]

6. Retroactive Abortion Decider or Minister of Brazillion Affairs

[MrCoffee]

8. Secretary of Small Bits of Shiny Paper

[LSK]

9. ambassador to Fiji

Here is my office:

[meegbear]

10. Secretary of SPAM

[madinmaryland]

13. California Peggy for Secretary of Peace!!1!!

[billyskank]

14. Anything that doesn't involve too much work

:boring:

[LynneSin]

18. Well that position would be filled already by Underpants

Had the republicans still be in charge of Congress we could have given you Speaker-of-the-House

[HCE SuiGeneris]

15. Dep't of the

Exterior. Underpants has filled the Interior post. :eyes:



I best take a nap. Four-thirty was too early to roll outta bed this morning and it has precipitated some dementia for me :silly:

[lizziegrace]

16. National Endowment of the Arts

naming Led Zeppelin as the official band of the US. (They're actually british? Who cares!)

Robert Plant will be my closest advisor. ;)

[LynneSin]

21. Sweetie, Robert Plant is going to be my undersecretary

if you know what I mean

:wink: :wink:

Oh, I'd be Secretary of More Cowbell - Instead of trotting out the press secretary like Tony Snow they'll send me out instead to give press conferences and explore the space of the press room with my cowbell

[lizziegrace]

28. I suppose you have dibs on him

Sigh...

I'll have to think of someone else. But I still want to lead the NEA.

;)

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

17. I'd like to be

Secretary of the Newspaper Reading, Coffee Drinking and Leaving Work Early Department, or NRCDLWED. Been training for this my whole life...... :)

[azmouse]

20. I'd like to be the WH chef.

[Midlodemocrat]

24. Well, given my exceptionally bougoise taste in food, we'll have to discuss that.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5945055&mesg_id=5945055


:rofl:

[azmouse]

27. What is wrong with the Lounge?

Pizza and pizza-flavored foods are the manna of the gods!! :wow:

[KamaAina]

23. Silly Lynne. President Underpants won't have a cabinet.

He'll replace it with a chest of "drawers"! :P

[zanne]

25. Can you imagine the swearing-in ceremony?

"I, Underpants, swear to uphold the laws of the United State of America..."

[PVnRT]

26. Doggie style

n/t

[yellowdogmi]

29. Can I be his official food taster. eom

[Hugin]

30. I want to lead the Bigfoot Relocation Task Force.

Seems they're all trapped in Red Counties.

[trof]

32. fetal

:rofl:

[Broken_Hero]

33. Department of the Interior

I'd put things back into order, and fix the BIA!...:D