My latest confession: Yesterday, I drove an SUV.

[SeattleGirl]

Will I be tombstoned now? :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

1. Depends

on how big it was

:rofl: :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

4. Well, it wasn't a HUMMER, so maybe I'll be okay....

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

13. You May Not Be Okay Anyhow

but you won't get tombstoned

[SeattleGirl]

21. MOM, he's picking on me again!

:P

[SPKrazy]

39. Did I Really EVER Stop!

geez

:eyes:




:rofl:

[Duer 157099]

2. oh shit, me too

we get tombstoned for that?

damn.

[SeattleGirl]

7. Hope not!

[yewberry]

3. Depends.

Did you drive it to Bell Square, or down 45th in Wallingford? Otherwise, you're fine.

[SeattleGirl]

8. Nope, drove it to the Rainier Beach Safeway.

:headbang:

[yewberry]

34. You're okay.

The potholes on that street might swallow up a sedan, y'know.

[SeattleGirl]

38. True that!

:rofl:

[Heidi]

5. I drove one, too, but only once, because it was a big hassle

getting someone else to parallel park it for me. :P

[SeattleGirl]

9. I didn't have much of a choice.

Still waiting to get my car back, and MrSG was delivering a wedding cake, so he borrowed his brother's SUV. I needed to go to the store, and that was the only vehicle in the driveway. Thank God I didn't have to parallel park!

[Heidi]

12. Like parking a ship in a bathtub.

That's how it is when I drive my mother-in-law's Volvo. All those Volvo-ish right-angles make me nervous. :scared:

[SeattleGirl]

18. ROFL!

Ship in a bathtub! You crack me up, girl!

[Heidi]

20. It's not funny!!!

It's DANGEROUS! :scared:

[SeattleGirl]

23. I'm sorry, honey.

:hug:

[Heidi]

29. I think I'm becoming safety-conscious in my middle age.

The other day, my friend Davide and I flew to Geneva on a commuter flight, and can you believe this crap????? He totally ignored the flight attendant's safety demonstration, and didn't even _glance_ at the printed safety materials in the pocket of the seat in front of him. :scared: If we had crashed over the Alps, I would had to save both his sorry ass and my own. :rofl: :spray:

[SeattleGirl]

32. For shame!

Next time, bop him over the head with the Sky Mall magazine! :rofl:

[Heidi]

33. Hahahahahaha.

Davide is very hair-conscious. A Sky Mall-magazine head-boppin' would end our friendship forever. :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

35. Hair-conscious?

:rofl:

[Whoa_Nelly]

6. Honey, I won one in a contest

...and that's all I got to drive...And am sooooo not tombstoned

[SPKrazy]

10. Hey, I Thought I Went To Bed!

you won an SUV in a contest!

Wow

I won a boombox, and you won an SUV!

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

14. You're still up??? I'm gonna tell mom!!!!

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

15. Wahhhhh Wahhhhh!

you stay out of this SG

I already told Mom you stole the SUV!

:evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

16. Stop being MEAN to me!!

:cry:

[SPKrazy]

17. Oh All Right!

:hug:

is that better SG?

:hug: :hug:

[SeattleGirl]

19. *snif*

Yes. :hug: :hug: :hug: :loveya:

BTW, where in Arkansas do you live?

[SPKrazy]

22. I Live On The Border Of Arkansas and Oklahoma- Fort Smith

right on I-40

Oklahoma is only 2 miles from my front door actually.

:pals:

[SeattleGirl]

25. I know where that is.

I asked because my dad was from Arkansas. Oil Trough, to be exact, though he grew up in Newark. I lived there when I was in 1st grade.

[SPKrazy]

28. I Don't Know Where Either Of Those Places are

I'm a transplant. I know Little Rock, Fort Smith, and the Northwest area.

But the rest of the state is somewhat of a mystery to me.- especially the south and eastern parts.

:shrug:

[SeattleGirl]

30. Newark is more in the northeastern part of the state. Here:

http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?searchtype=address&country=US&addtohistory=&searchtab=home&formtype=address&popflag=0&latitude=&longitude=&name=&phone=&level=&cat=&address=&city=Newark&state=AR&zipcode=

[SPKrazy]

36. Okay, Near Batesville, And I Presume Jonesboro

I almost went to work in Jonesboro years ago.

My wife didn't want to go there. I thought it was a cool town and was close to Memphis.

We stayed in Ft. Smith.

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

37. Yup, been to Jonesboro and Batesville many a time.

I like Jonesboro.

[SeattleGirl]

11. You did????

Cool! New vehicle, no car payments. (I like your little driver smilie!)

[Whoa_Nelly]

40. Just had to pay the tax on it

One tax for taking ot off the car lot where it was delivered, and then another one at income tax time for prize amount win....all told about 6K. Not bad for a $33K leather seats, video screen, GameBoy/Nintendo type and earphone hook-ups, with CD player and other bells and whistles minivan. :evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

41. Too Cool!

how's it goin'?

:hi:

well I saw your PM, so you are doin' good!

glad to hear it!

:hug:

[Broken_Hero]

24. ........

:spank: :spank: :spank:


:hide:

on edit:I drive an 89 GMC Vandura...it works, its what I have...:shrug:

[SeattleGirl]

26. Oooooh, baby baby!

Spank me some more! :evilgrin:

[Broken_Hero]

27. Hey now, calm down...

this is suppose to be a punishment!...:D

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

31. Oh, okay.

I'll pretend not to like it. :rofl:

[Brewman_Jax]

42. Not what I had in mind

Feel better? :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

43. Ah'm saved! Praise de lawd, Ah'm saved!

:rofl:

[Brewman_Jax]

45. You aren't saved, says Rev. Billy

you "I drove an unsafe SUV 'cause I wanted to hang with the cool soccer moms" unprogressive sinner! Rev. Billy is confirming your future accomodations. :evilgrin:

But don't worry. You'll see so many old friends, you won't have time to worry. :P

:spank: :spank:

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

47. Whaaaaaaa!!!

I'm not saved! :cry:

:rofl:

[Left Is Write]

44. I drive a mini-van almost every day. I bought gas yesterday.

Can I be exonerated if I say that I usually drive fewer than 500 miles per month?

[SeattleGirl]

48. No way. I only drove the SUV a total of 2 miles, and I'm getting

spanked! :rofl:

[u4ic]

46. Oh, man

mid life does crazy things to people...:nuke:

[SeattleGirl]

49. ROFL!

Okay, I'll trade in the SUV for a hunky young studly man! :rofl:

[u4ic]

50. Can you get me one, too

while you're at it? :7

[SeattleGirl]

51. You got it!

:7

How's this?

[u4ic]

54. Oooooo....

I like, I like...but he's got a ring on! :(

Hmmm...I'll just have to get him to take everything off...:evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

55. He's only wearing the ring for the photo shoot.

But I agree...get him to take everything off! :evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

52. I *OWN* an SUV.

That baby gets 16mpg, less if she's towing a gas-guzzling boat.

:rofl:

It does have a DU (and other liberal stickers), though.

[SeattleGirl]

53. Girl, I am SO not gonna mess with you about driving an SUV!

:loveya: