If I put matcom on super nuclear ignore, will he stop stalking

[Midlodemocrat]

my daughter? I mean, it's getting a little tedious. Every morning, every night, there he sits in his leather chaps on his scooter *hoping* to catch a glimpse of poor little TeenMidlo as she goes about her daily routine.

Oh, and he climbs up on the roof, too.

Do you think it will work, or should I just despair that I will need to resort to the flamethrower like I was going to in the first place?

[Left Is Write]

1. I say go with the flamethrower.

[Midlodemocrat]

2. *sigh* that's what I was afraid of.

But, that WILL mean a new roof.

:(

[uppityperson]

3. just move her car and he'll get confused

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. No.

[matcom]

5. my chaps will repel your flamethrower

so I vote you use that. then i'll recommend my roofing company to you and get a kickback after you hire them to replace your roof. of course, that will probably take 2 days so i'll be able to peer into TM's bedroom through the rafters for an evening *BONUS*

then i'll take the money made from your roofing job kickback and buy a scooter side car so TM can safely ride with me. then we are taking a long weekend in the Hamptons.

so.... I say go for it! :thumbsup:

[LSK]

7. you really thought this through huh?

:popcorn:

[matcom]

8. only partially

i mean the reservations are made at the Hampton's nude resort but I haven't picked out the side-car color yet

[lumberingbear]

6. Aim flamethrower at.....

gas tank on scooter while he's on it.

(But first take pics of him with chaps on. I've always wanted to see that. :P )

[matcom]

9. sans thong I presume?

:7

[lumberingbear]

10. Urrr, ummmm......

yes :blush:

[Blue-Jay]

11. Can I get your daughter's cell number?

I promise I won't give it to matcom.

I might, however, relay a message or two from that perv.

[matcom]

12. you should be asking ME for it

:rofl:

[Blue-Jay]

13. See? That's what I get for trying to operate on the "down-low".

I'm never going to offer to be your wingman again.

:cry:

[matcom]

14. dude I appreciate the effort here but...

in addition to her cell number, might you be interested in the photos she already sent me? :D

[Blue-Jay]

17. Ummm.....I'm listening.....

:yoiks:

[trof]

15. You are ALL just sick, sick disgusting people.

And I'm TELLING!

Um...just how old is TeenMidlo anyway?
Hypothetically speaking.
Just a matter of passing curiosity.
Not a big deal.
;-)

[matcom]

16. old enough in most European countries

:P

[Midlodemocrat]

23. 16 1/2. And, so in answer to your question

NO. SHE IS NOT LEGAL. At least not in this house.

matcom is a perv. But you knew that.

[matcom]

24. if you lived in a different country....

you'd have had her married off by now (for the dowry of course)

[Midlodemocrat]

25. Okay, but you have to take the barking dachshund, too.

It's trash day here and she's been barking since 5AM

Just give her to DS1.

[matcom]

26. he'll appreciate the gift

he hasn't made it to the grocery store yet

[Mrs.Matcom]

18. *THUD*

that was me falling off the couch howling in laughter!!! BFF, you slay me!!! Thanks for the laugh! :hug: :loveya: :yourock: Pst, get the flame thrower!!! :rofl:

[Blue-Jay]

19. Hey bebe!

[matcom]

20. hey Blue! I'll return the favor!

just so happens Mrs Matcom is FREE the weekend i'll be in the Hamptons

*hint hint*

[Blue-Jay]

21. Why not? I can bat clean-up.

Or if you prefer (you American League dummy) I can be the DH.

(OK.....I suppose this is starting to get "gopsux-sexy-weird"...)

:D

[matcom]

22. DH???

PAPI!!!!!

:rofl: