Just 4 more cc's of silicone and tit bits would cover the walls

[burythehatchet]

?

Iavnka Trump - may she be slightly less deplorable that daddy.

[Guava Jelly]

1. Ivanka Trumpalot?

She has big eyes :)

[Deja Q]

8. Well, that rhymes with Ivana... eh, nevermind!

:rofl:

[burythehatchet]

11. Sounds like a Bond girl name, Alotta Fagina

[Nicole]

2. Is she expecting a flood?

That might explain buying flotation devices. :rofl:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

3. She's expecting a flodd.

Double d's.

[Nicole]

5. LOL

:rofl:

[swag]

4. IBTL

Love the close rhyme of "tit" with "bits," by the way.

[burythehatchet]

6. we would also have accepted bits-o'-tits

there's no reason to lock this IMHO

[Deja Q]

7. By the time she's 35, she'll have to replace the silicone with helium...

:yoiks:

[Roon]

9. She better be careful if she jogs

she'll get a black eye.

[Deja Q]

10. But if she trips, they'll act as (cheap?) shock absorbers...

:yoiks:

[burythehatchet]

12. She'll easily bounce back from that

:groan:

[Catshrink]

13. She's going to have some serious back problems.

[Momgonepostal]

14. I'm surprised her doctor couldn't talk her out of those things

Those implants are WAY too big for her smaller frame.

[burythehatchet]

16. I'm sure The Donald intervened

[5thGenDemocrat]

15. Old joke around here

Q: "What's big and green and has a million tits?"
A: "The dumpster behind Dow Corning."
John
Dow Corning made the silicone for the -- oh, never mind.

[idgiehkt]

17. She's a really cute girl

I assume they aren't real? I wouldn't know, but I imagine it's saline in there, not silicon.