Flamebait!

[KitchenWitch]

How long will this last?

[LostinVA]

1. IBTL -- you DB!!!

[LadyoftheRabbits]

2. Your post offends me

:rofl: :P

:hi:

[Courtesy Flush]

3. Your smileys offend me ----- IBTL

[wildhorses]

4. ibtl

:popcorn:

[mainegreen]

5. Dude, you are!

[montanto]

6. until someone says douchebag.

[montanto]

7. until someone says circumcision.

[montanto]

8. until someone says breast feeding.

[montanto]

9. until someone says Olive Garden

[Radio_Lady]

77. OKAY. That's MY topic, you witnit, er, nitwit! -- Love, Radio Lady

Luckily, I've sworn off the Olive Garden, at least until the next time.

[montanto]

78. Until someone calls you a rockhead for

a. eating at Olive Garden in the first place, and b. for swearing never to eat at Olive Garden again, when c. you obviously can't help yourself!!!1!!

Let the flamefest begin!

:nuke:

[Radio_Lady]

79. Yeah. Whatever. Been there, done that -- last year.

[montanto]

80. Are you logging me out

between posts? I bet you are. I know you type. You can't take what I've got to say and after every post you log me out. Weel, lets see if this doesn't get me put on superignore!! Hm!

[Radio_Lady]

81. WHAT? I don't even KNOW you! Why would I log you out???

[montanto]

83. See, I knew it!!!11! eom

[Radio_Lady]

84. Montanto, I know THIS about you...

You're just one letter away from MONSANTO, one of my least favorite companies.

Be careful on those motorcycles. My 48-year-old stepson just bought on and went from Boston to Baltimore. He checked in with us periodically along the way.

In peace,

Radio Lady

[montanto]

86. Well, Radio Lady, I know this about you . . .

You live in Portland, one of my favorite cities in the world. I lived there for ten years, until 1994. Always missed it since, rarely been back.

I'm no company (in any way).

I am careful on those motorcycles. Thanks for the kind word of caution. I've been riding for 34 years and am only 10 years older than that. Lotta time. Lotta miles.

Don't rightly know (bein' a west coaster for life) how far it is from Boston to Balmer, but I've been on many 3,000.+ mile road trips and here I am.

Flying to D.C. for peace, friday.

Monty

[montanto]

10. until someone says veal.

[montanto]

11. until someone says Hummer.

[montanto]

12. until someone says Wal-Mart.

[montanto]

13. Until someone says that Pulp Fiction is

the shittiest movie ever??? What is wrong with some people?

[montanto]

14. Talking on cell phones while in the bathroom stall

[montanto]

15. This thread wasn't meant for me

was it? I'll go away now.

[mainegreen]

16. Whoah, looks like Montanto had a seizure!

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

17. either that or Tourettes!

:hi:

[montanto]

19. nope. did you want to hear me curse??

:D

[KitchenWitch]

20. Fuckin' A right!

:D

[montanto]

27. o.k., well,

I said this the other day elsewhere here. I wouldn't call * douchebag because in my puerile 40+ to 50- culture douchebag is a term of endearement, not of hatred, used for greetings as well as partings. "good morning douchebag." "good morning asswipe." etc. "Have a good weekend douchebag." "o.k., you too cumsack." " you gonna give your mom a Dirty Sanchez this weekend?" "my mom's dead, fucker" "That never stopped you before." "true." You gonna go home and huff your own taint?" "probably, what else is there?" "right, o.k., see you monday."

[montanto]

18. yup

:beer:

[Danger Mouse]

21. IBTL

My first time using that phrase :)

[KitchenWitch]

22. ...

:woohoo:

[The Traveler]

23. Have you noticed

How LostinVA has been jumping in IBTL a lot tonight. :)

Hey ... that offends me! I never get to do that first. **stomps and walks off**

[KitchenWitch]

24. She's...just FAST!

:rofl:

[The Traveler]

25. She must be they fastest

typist in the East or something.

IBTL -- tickles me for some reason.

:rofl:

[The Traveler]

26. Oh heck

I just got it.

:banghead: :rofl: :spank:

[chknltl]

28. Cats are dumb and are fun to chase!

There...insta-flame-grenade


ps: My dog stands behind that notion 100%...I on the other hand do not, a partisan issue which neither of us is likely to back down from! Good thing I get to use the handle end of the leash, huh?

[montanto]

30. I've noticed that my dumb cats even like to

chase dumb cats. It must be true what you have said.

[montanto]

31. Though I wonder

how a dog of equal size to a cat might feel??

[chknltl]

34. Even the smallest dog can get aggressive to the largest dog...

Now I ask you...how sensible is that? Cats on the other hand are natural ambushers, they will strike when the time suits them...or not if that is how they feel. Dog's rarely plan things out like that...when opportunity knocks they respond, consequences be damned!

[montanto]

35. true, that, I've seen it many times,

but how does a 90# dog go against a 90# cat, when forced? Or does the cat retire then?

Also, cats don't give a flying fuck for consequences when it comes to other cats. Other animals, yes, but other cats, no.

[montanto]

29. I think IBTL

should only be considered admirable if it is the LAST post before lock. I'm offended by IBTL when it is the third post in 250 posts. I think I should take my riding crop to those who IBTL prematurely, and reward those who IBTL very last with my riding crop!!!!11!

[KitchenWitch]

32. Is your riding crop intended as punishment or reward?

:evilgrin:

[montanto]

33. both,

you get SPANKED if you are premature, and you get spaaaaannnkked if you are perfectly on time. Make sense? Right!

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

44. Gotcha

Either way I might like it too much!

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

36. Deleted Message

Name Removed.


;)

[montanto]

37. teaser

[RevolutionaryActs]

38. 'course.

:bounce:

[Arugula Latte]

39. Nice post, Hitler!

:eyes:

[Danger Mouse]

40. GODWIN'D!!!

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

41. As I sit here and type on DU

Using my Dell Laptop, I reflect on the day I purchase this outsource assembled computer at a Best Buy which is located in a suburban area of my red voting state. I was driving my black 11 mpg Chevy Silverado with my number 3 license plate on it down the street when I dropped by 3rd closest starbucks a mile from my 3 story vinyl siding 3000 sq ft house to get a cup of hot chocolate. I don't drink the fancy coffee from coffee houses cause only radiohead listening liberals hang out there. After I'm thru the drive thru I head on over to the home depot to buy some a bunch of stuff I don't really need.

I then head to the movie theater to see Larry The Cable Guy starring in Health Inspector and I'm in luck I have the theater room to myself sweet. I saw a line outside when I pulled up I figured the group of guys who were really friendly to me when I asked them if they wanted to see Larry's movie, they said they were there for "Brokeback Mountain" a cowboy movie someday soon, I asked if John Wayne was in it, they said no. Maybe I'll go see this brooks N Dunn Movie, after I got out of Health inspector, them guys must of been really moved by it cause I saw them in brassing in the parking lot after the movie. Maybe I'll bring Steve and Rick my bowling buddies to see that movie, Like Washington says you have to spend money to arrouse the economy and that's what I'm trying to do.

My next stop is Olive Garden, which was great as usual, the only place to find real Italian Food, I might be a proud american, but I'm cultured as well.

After this I got to work off some calories, I need a place with a lot of room to walk So I head over to Mega Ultra Super Jumbo walmart that just opened right next door to the now closed small Ultra Super Jumbo Walmart, I need to buy some Hunt's Ketchup for my cookout later that night, I don't use Heinz cause that damn John Kerry owns the company.

Finally I call it a day of being an american comsumer, right after I head to the following stores, K-mart, Kohls, Target, Sears Hardware, Borders, Auto Zone and finally Best Buy.

[montanto]

43. douchebag

[achtung_circus]

42. .

[KitchenWitch]

46. I am suddenly very

aroused!

:evilgrin:

[achtung_circus]

48. Is that a good thing? or not? nt

[bridgit]

45. sadly too long...

:(

[BlueStorm]

47. Everyone offends me!!!

I'm putting y'all on super duper double duper ignore!!

:P

Was that good enough?

Blue

[Brewman_Jax]

49. Until someone says SUV

[philosophie_en_rose]

50. Okay.

It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good!

[KitchenWitch]

51. Got a match?

I could use a good bonfire!

:hi:

[otherlander]

52. Strawmen!

[wildhorses]

53. any sockpuppets around here?

just checking;)

[Sock Puppet]

54. you rang?

[wildhorses]

55. well hi there and welcome to the lounge

any thoughts you care to share? :hi:

[KitchenWitch]

56. Welcome to DU, sockpuppet!

Hope you are not Temporary!

:hi:

[Left Is Write]

57. Until someone volunteers to cook chicken for dinner, followed by...

A Woody Allen film festival and a screening of Fat Actress.

[KitchenWitch]

58. While smoking and speaking of circumcision.

[Hugin]

59. I'll bring the boxed wine!

Red, White, or Orange?

[LaurenG]

60. Has anyone mentioned Hillary Clinton yet?

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

61. You are EVIL!

:hide:






























I love that in a person!

:)

[charlie and algernon]

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[KitchenWitch]

64. Nice try!

:hi:

[charlie and algernon]

67. who me?

couldn't be! :shrug:

[KitchenWitch]

68. they have your name all over them!

:P

[charlie and algernon]

69. algernon must've posted them

good ole charlie would never do such a thing!

[montanto]

70. Until someone calls a German a Dickhead!

Sclangekopf

[montanto]

71. Until someone calls you a masochist!

[montanto]

72. Until someone defines the term,

leukorreah!!

[montanto]

73. Until someone takes out their

intromittent organ and waves it in your general direction!!!11!

[montanto]

74. Until someone calls someone else

a dingleberry!!

[montanto]

75. I'm gonna go get a cocktail. Be right back. nt

[Radio_Lady]

76. IBTL. Until we wake up a moderator and give her/him a little shake...

[montanto]

82. Until someone calls someone a schmuck!!

[Critters2]

85. Until someone says kudzu.

[Deja Q]

87. Dunno. But one thing is for sure:

I last longer. :P (My thread is bigger too! :spray: )

[montanto]

88. Well, if you can claim it,

you can prove it!

[Deja Q]

92. There is only one incontrovertible way to prove it.

Real-life demonstration.

How far do pictures go for ya, though I will say I've never had any complaints... (by people interested in men at any rate... the others are, as far as I am concerned, obviously irrelevant. :D )

[merh]

89. flamebait!!!!

[KitchenWitch]

90. Nice...er...HOSE ya got there!

:rofl:

[merh]

91. *blush*

:hi:

:hug: :loveya: