Bull Semen Used As Hair Treatment At Posh Salon

[matcom]

<snip>

A POSH salon is using an unusual treatment to sort out dry hair and split ends – bull semen.

For £55, clients can have it massaged in their hair before being put under a steamer and blow-dried.

The organic Angus bull semen is collected from a Cheshire farm and mixed with a plant root.

Hari Salem, owner of Hari’s hairdressers in Knightsbridge, West London, said: “I looked for a protein-rich offering and carried out a lot of experiments, but in the end the bull sperm was the winner. It really works.”

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_headline=hair-care-s-a-lot-of-bull&method=full&objectid=18564475&siteid=94762-name_page.html

[Deja Q]

1. And FDC Red #5 is made from squished beetle.

It's all good.

:7

I wonder how they extract the bull semen...

[AllegroRondo]

2. now THATS a dirty job.

ewww!

[Parche]

9. extract

I heard Karl Rove volunteers to do the nasty deed, since he is full of 'bull' anyway.

[KamaAina]

3. I hear the restaurant next door makes a killer ranch dressing

:spank:

[MountainLaurel]

4. Could be worse

In New Zealand, you could buy beauty products made from sheep placenta. Last night while listening to Maureeen Dowd's "Are Men Necessary?" she mentioned an anti-aging product that was originally formulated using the foreskin from the scientist's baby boy.

[AllegroRondo]

6. I heard they had to stop making the anti-aging product

because of one of the side effects, it made users cock-eyed.

:spank:

[petronius]

8. ...

:spray:

[MountainLaurel]

14. Oh no, you didn't

:rofl:

[Kali]

5. human vanity - what fun

reminds me of the main ingredient in the beauty soap from "Fight Club"

[XNASA]

7. Bullkake?

[Little Wing]

11. wonder if their head gets all pixelated when it's going on

:D

[Yavin4]

10. Think About The Poor Slob That's Gotta Collect That Bull Semen Every Day

And you think your job sucks.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

12. "This treatment is bullshit!" "No, but it's close."

[kitkatrose]

13. If semen is all you need,

then a woman, or hell a dude too, could get all s/he wanted for free with a simple ad on AFF.

[twilight_sailing]

15. Just think of the money those clients could save

if they just went out and harvested the seed themselves. The video sales would actually make them a profit. ;)

[MissMillie]

16. *sigh* remember when beer was supposed to be the best thing for your hair?

I mean, as a rinse, not as an elixir to be taken internally.

[idgiehkt]

17. who figured this out in the first place?

and how?

and why?

:scared: