New Element Discovered

[seemunkee]

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Bushcronium." Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol for Bushcronium is W.

Bushcronium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons in a Bushcronium atom, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass." When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude, more energy, albeit incoherent noise, since it has as many peons but twice as many morons.

[Catshrink]

1. what happened to tungsten?

formerly known as "wolfram," its symbol is W.

Nevertheless, bushronium explains a lot, doesn't it? Especially with those subatomic particles, the morans.

[pinniped]

2. Symbol should be A for Asshole.

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[Catshrink]

3. Bingo!

Excellent suggestion. Then tungsten can still have W, although that letter will be forever polluted because of its association with the asshole.

[gmoney]

4. Did you write this? It's very cool...

Props if you wrote it. If it's a webfind, thanks for sharing.