Dear Got, what have I gotten myself into?

[hickman]

The continuing stories of an idiot.

Last week I went over to have a drink with my next door neighbors. I ended up somehow refereeing btw 2 people in a 15yr old arranged marriage. He found out that she had looked at a man, across the church, and the man had looked back at her. At some point I told them, "look, I met my first boyfriend at 18 and 3 months later I slept with him. I just can't understand." They both said that I had wisdom. :wtf: Now he's asking(when she's at work) if I can find him some porn. Does Blockbuster carry this?

Today as the tow-truck guy was trying to figure how to winch up my Ranger(I've lost both sets of keys in the last 6 months and they need the vehicle in order to cut new keys) the little old lady 2 doors down was knocking on my next door neighbors door. They were not home. I should have just closed and locked my door. I didn't. She had a pot of onions and beef in her hands and kept saying "key" and making a turning motion. Eventually I discerned that her stove quit and she needed 5 minutes to finish something in the pot. I showed her to my stove. She finished, I took off with the tow-truck. 2 hour later I get back and instead of pouring a stiff drink and watching sitcoms, I go over to see if things are better. Long story short, I managed to get her air conditioning on(did I mention it's 20 degrees here) and knocked out her TV.

I'm going to my corner now.