Sucks To Be You

[rucky]

Hagen Dazs with chocolate sauce
Some sadness on the side
Wearin’ long johns, eating bon-bons
So are the days of your life

A pout of self-pity starts lookin’ purty pretty
A trick that’s tried & true
But I know it’s an invention just to get a little attention
It must suck to be you.

It must suck to be the you you choose
Of all the yous you could choose to be
Mental distress ain’t the best way for you to express
Your individuality

Buy some new clothing, decorate your self loathing
But you don’t take off the label
And when you get all dressed, you’re still depressed
You’re fashionably unstable

I want a money back guarantee on your personality
Which shifts from black to blue
Get drunk, get pissed, get yourself a therapist
It must suck to be you

It must suck to be the you you choose
Of all the yous you could choose to be
Mental distress ain’t the best way for you to express
Your individuality

And if you ask me what I think, you could use a good shrink
‘Cause I’m not qualified
Stay in bed, wear black, pop yourself some Prozac
And get me off this ride

Yes I guess it would be best if we give it a rest
Before I go mental, too (I’m not perfect)
But if we were to trade, baby you’d have it made
It must suck to be you.

-rucky