Tomorrow I'm moving in with a younger man

[u4ic]

only for a week, though. I'm housesitting for a friend, who also has a Chinese exchange student at our university staying with her. He's only been in the country for a week, knows little of our culture and speaks very little English.


I may find myself in the middle of a real life 'reality tv' show. That should be fun. :D

[ForrestGump]

1. Fickle

Fickle.

Fickle.

Fickle.



:cry:

[u4ic]

4. See what happens

when you don't answer your PM's?










:P

[ForrestGump]

6. I've always heard to watch out for women with

PMS...I had no idea it could be so devastating, though... :-(

[u4ic]

9. There's a cure for that...

chocolate! :bounce:

[ForrestGump]

14. Lo,

I am delivered!

:loveya:

[u4ic]

19. I need some, too....

[ForrestGump]

20. I've got some

for you. :D


:hug:

[FuzzySlippers]

12. Awww...I'd offer to take you to my bosoms to console you,

but unfortunately one of my bosoms has a malignant tumor. :shrug:

[ForrestGump]

13. All the more reason to cuddle

:hug: :hug: :hug:

:loveya:

[FuzzySlippers]

16. Awww thanks. I'm having it out Friday.

Keep your fingers crossed my nodes are negative. :hug:

Sorry, u4ic, to hijack your thread. I'm in a weird mood tonight. Not drunk, but getting stoned on lorazepam.

[ForrestGump]

21. My fingers will most definitely be crossed on Friday

Everything will be.

And for every day thereafter that you are free of it.

I'm visualizing the perkiest lymph nodes possible....


:hug:

[u4ic]

17. Oh, Fuzzy, I'm so sorry to hear about it

I wish you a successful operation that rids you completely of the cancer.

Many, many good vibes to you. :grouphug: :hug: :pals: :loveya:

[FuzzySlippers]

18. Thanks so much!

I don't know what made me post about it tonight. I usually just keep it to the cancer forum. Thanks so much for the vibes. :hug: :pals:

[hfojvt]

2. does he speak the

language of love?

His testicles might be all over you.


Testicles, you know, like on a squid.

[u4ic]

5. Never mind Mrs Robinson

I'd be more like Granny Robinson. :crazy:

[some guy]

3. I hope you have a great week!

:hi:

How's your Mandarin?

:hug:

[u4ic]

8. No mandarin

the grocery store only had tangerines. :shrug:

Just think, if you were around you could teach him to ballroom dance. :D



:hug: :hi:

[FuzzySlippers]

10. You can always get it in cans in the sickly sweet syrup.

:shrug:

[some guy]

15. just think

if I were around, I could teach you both to ballroom dance... :D
(or you could teach us)

:bounce:

Maybe he can teach you some martial arts stuff.

I've only ever seen madarins in the cans with the nasty syrup, so I'm not all that surprised your grocery didn't have them. :shrug:

[wildhorses]

7. keep us posted

on the details:P

:hi:

[u4ic]

11. Pfffff...

:spray:


Oh I'm sure they'll be exciting, like him getting lost on the bus, or needing to know where the nearest grocery store is. :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

22. koo koo ka choo Mrs Robinson

:D :hi:

[u4ic]

24. What song am I in again?

:silly:

[RetroLounge]

23. "I never thought it would happen to me"

"I was staying at a friend's house in Canada house-sitting with a beautiful older woman..."

RL

[u4ic]

25. Off to a good start

I got my stuff taken upstairs for me! :D

[RetroLounge]

26. You vixen...

:D

RL