DAMN!! I just ate three burritos made with "green salsa"

[KansDem]

The "green salsa" was actually a kind of jalapeño relish.

I threw together my lunch this morning. I placed three flour tortillas and a container of burrito filling in my lunch bag. The burrito filling was comprised of refries, "green salsa," and grated cheese. I thought the main ingredient in the green salsa was tomatillos, but it turns out it was jalapeño.

Damn! I sure hope this doesn't interfere with my three-day weekend!!!

PS If you've got any extra cans of ice-cold seltzer sitting around, please send them my way...mucho pronto!!!

edited because eyes were watering and I couldn't see the computer screen very well...

[NightWatcher]

1. keep away from open flame

sounds good though, even if you pay for it later.

[anarch]

2. mmmm, green salsa

so spicy...so gooood!

[KansDem]

8. Yes, it was good! AND spicy!!!

You can drive a truck through my sinuses now...

[ElboRuum]

3. It goes out hotter than it went in. Just so you know.

I don't know how that works, precisely.

[Tyler Durden]

4. Commonly called "The Flaming Hoop."

AY CARRUMBA!

[texas1928]

5. Eat a large bowl of ice cream. Vanilla is the best.

It will help with the burn later.

[Elidor]

6. At the risk of sounding...indelicate

If I had done that, I would be pre-emptively stuffing Rolaids up my ass.

[KansDem]

7. Can't...no room...my head's there after this stunt!

"Always read the ingredients" has become my motto du jour

[spinbaby]

9. This is when you really can appreciate a Japanese toilet

With a nice soothing warm rinse cycle.

[driver8]

10. You ate three burritos??

Good Lord...that's a lot of food!!