The Chinese Restaurant Song

[buff2]

Make sure your speakers are on. :evilgrin:

http://www.elfrigo.org/flash/chowmein.htm

[sangha]

1. As the proud uncle of a Chinese adoptee

I am offended.

Meanwhile, I remember reading (about a year ago) about a how a study of Italian restaurants found that many people who ordered veal parmigiana were receiving pork parmagiana.

[buff2]

16. Are you as offended with all the redneck jokes

that have floated around here? Just curious. Obviously some people don't have a sense of humor. What a shame.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

2. No, make sure your speakers are off... unless you really hate

cats or people of Chinese descent.

Tacky, dude. Tacky.

[buff2]

17. Read post 16

And I am not a dude,either.

[buff2]

18. I find THIS tacky

**Celebrate MLK's birthday in style... go piss on J.E. Hoover's Grave!
Lat: 38.8811 N, Long 076.9792W**

Telling someone to piss on someone's GRAVE is far more tackier than that song I posted. Get real.

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. Cat is very popular in Haiti.

When I was there, I was told it would increase my sex drive.

On edit: I never ate cat in Haiti, just was told, etc.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

4. True, lots of places eat cat. I have had it, but to accuse

people living here of eating it?
Weird.

Monkey is good too, as is dog, but we don't eat those here.

[greatauntoftriplets]

5. And in the hotel where I stayed in Shanghai....

there was a fur coat in the gift shop. I asked someone what kind of fur it was. She replied "dog". I gagged.

No, we don't eat those things here. Dogs and cats are our friends.

And my diet has been a lot more restricted than yours! Ugh. It'd be like eating a human for me. :puke:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

9. Well, when it is what to eat and you are hungry and miles from

anywhere....

[greatauntoftriplets]

10. I think I'd go vegetarian in those circumstances.

After eating goose eggs for breakfast once in China, it was years before I could eat a chicken egg again. But I am kinda picky with food.

[CatWoman]

6. I used to work with this guy

he was my photographer, as a matter of fact (i was the editor of this rag tag army post newspaper).

Anyway, he had these pictures in his office of puppies chopped up in a frying pan that he shot in Korea.

:scared:

[sangha]

7. I used to work with a man from Taiwan

I was talking to another coworker about the dogs we had as pets when we were children. He told me about Fluffy, and I told him about Duke. Then our Taiwanese freind came around, so we asked him if he had any dogs when he was a child. "Sure", he said. "What was their names?", we asked. "Names? ...Lunch! Dinner! Do you name your cows?" was his response.

[CatWoman]

8. I think I'm gonna hurl

:(

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

11. Yeah, I know. When I read about places in China where they

raise dogs and cats like we do cows and chikens... well, I guess it is all a matter of perspective.

[sangha]

12. On the other hand, there are places like India

where many Hindus think our habit of eating beef is even worse.

It's all meat.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

13. I know, I agree. It is all meat, it depends on your situation

and beliefs.
that was my point.

[sangha]

14. Yes, I know.

I'm sorry I wasn't clear on that.

BTW, what color is your scooter?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

15. I have two right now... a blue 81 Harley which sits in the garage

since it is such a piece of shit I can't trust it to go anywhere without breaking down...

and my daily ride, except when the snow is piled high, a 82 Honda Magna

[jmowreader]

20. My cousins named their cows

When I was little, one of my uncles owned a farm. (Spokane-area DUers: it was off McDonald Road.) They raised their own beef, and the kids named the cows.

About twice a year we'd eat over there, and you'd sit down, and one of the kids would pipe up "We're eating Sparky today!" Which is why we only ate over there twice a year.

[Lostmessage]

21. I would have had a fit

He displayed pictures like that in an office. I love animals and I wouldn't have stood for that.

[Lostmessage]

19. Every nationality has jokes made about them

We need to get over it and laugh.