State of the Union Drinking Game

[Nederland]

http://www.alternet.org/story.html?StoryID=17588

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Rules of the Game:

1) Whenever George W. mentions the liberation of the freedom-loving Iraqi people, the last person to grab his throat in a choking motion has to drink four shots of beer.

2) Whenever George W. uses the words: "God," "America" or "jobs," drink a shot of beer.

3) Whenever George W. mispronounces the word "terrorism" the last person to knock on wood drinks two shots of beer.

4) Whenever George W. mentions the phrase "sanctity of marriage," take a shot of beer. The first time this happens, the last person to finish has to drink two more shots of beer and do the dishes during the Democratic Response.

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Add your own rules to make the game even more fun!

[Goldmund]

1. What about "nineilleven"?

Also, a "shot of beer" is a curious entity. Maybe it should be Vodka or Rum, since by the middle of his speech everyone will be in the bathroom or in the line for it if you go with beer.

[Fleshdancer]

2. I prefer to drink heavily before the SOTU

How about a pre SOTU drinking game? Bush only makes sense to me after I've killed several brain cells.

[w13rd0]

3. I'd have to kill a great many brain cells...

...for Bush to "make sense" to me. And the chance is 50-50 that I wouldn't just pass into a coma by that time.

[Fleshdancer]

9. You must not be from Texas!

I can get away with killing fewer brain cells because I'm fluent in redneck. It's an art really.

[Wonco_the_Sane]

4. Great Idea, I may just play tonight

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How about a shot of beer at the beginning and end of each Repug "mock" applause???





good game idea, wasn't gunna watch the SOTU, now it could be fun

[veganwitch]

5. im going to have to do this with water i guess

no alcohol for me.

but then id probably go into a coma from a sodium inbalance.

[Aristus]

6. Every time B*sh uses the phrase:

"Ah myde d'raht d'cision" ("I made the right decision", for those of you not from Texas, um...I mean, not PRETENDING to be from Texas.)

-throw back a shot.

Every time he says: "Th'wurldza safer place nay-ow"

-throw back two shots.

[banana republican]

7. More Rules

5) Every time he mentions 911 take a double shot of scotch

6) Every time he mentions WMD take a double dose of syrup of ipecac

[Fleshdancer]

8. If I had to take a shot every time he said "uh"

I would be forced to get my stomach pumped 10 minutes in to it.

[Ganja Ninja]

10. Every time Bush mentions...

"I'm proud of our troops" or "Proud of America" or "Bringing Freedom or Democracy to Iraq" stand, salute and throw down a shot.

When he mentions "we got Saddam" throw down a shot.

When he mentions "job creation or improving the economy" throw down a shot.

[HuckleB]

11. Do you have to use "Governator" ale?