Post a topic that would make me cry

[LynneSin]

And trust me, I'm a crier. So go ahead, do you worst (try not to hurt my feelings too much!)

[taterguy]

1. Robert Plant becomes a nun

[LynneSin]

2. That post makes me question your sanity, not cry

:shrug:

[slj0101]

3. Delaware woman trapped in a silo full of white onions.

Details to follow.

[LynneSin]

4. And I really hate onions

I had to send back my burger today even though I specifically said NO ONIONS

[DS1]

5. I saw two squirrels in the road the other day

and as I got closer, one started to move towards the curb but the other didn't. It had been hit by a car, and the other squirrel was wondering what happened to his partner, and when I'd passed, the squirrel went back towards the body. I was watching this in the mirror, that's why I didn't see the cat I ran over


( first part is true :cry: )

[LynneSin]

8. I was in the same situation with Canadian Geese

At 4 in the morning I'm trying to save a Canadian Goose from getting hit again. Mind you this is along a busy stretch of road in Montco County in PA.

I cried the whole way home because Geese mate for life. BTW Canadian Geese weigh a TON!

[AggieGal]

11. Those pesky animals

Why can't they cross the road at the crosswalks like humans?

[Shakespeare]

6. My Cowboys are going to trade T.O. back to the Eagles.

Seriously, y'all can have him. :7

[LynneSin]

9. Why do you hate me so much

That would really make me cry!!

[Shakespeare]

13. Aw, I don't. I just REALLY wanna get rid of that pariah.

I'm crying because we still have him.

[LynneSin]

I say TO goes to the Canadian Football League in about a year or so

He can play on the Toronto Argonauts with Ricky Williams

[taterguy]

7. Philadelphia Eagles permanently banned from Super Bowl

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

10. This happened yesterday:

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/category/story.cfm?c_id=66&objectid=10444858

[LynneSin]

12. With a title like "'A beaver wrecked my race'" - I ain't cryng

:spray:

[Midlodemocrat]

14. TeenMidlo told me that your car sucks.

:shrug:

She's a beyotch like that. Sorry.

[LynneSin]

16. How does that beyotch know what my car looks like

Well when I get my new mini cooper convertible she's out of the will

[Ptah]

15. Isolated and Ill

Inmates in solitary confinement are faced with a contradiction:
They have no privacy, but they also have no meaningful human contact.


http://www.tucsonweekly.com/gbase/Currents/Content?oid=96496

[Crazy Dave]

17. Kids born with AIDS and a crack addiction

:cry:

What will make you cry even more is the fact that the freepers find it more acceptable for a crack mom to legally marry her pimp that she met two days before and have a kid than it is for a normal and stable gay couple to marry and adopt a kid.

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. This man is suffering eternal torment in the pit of hell:

[MistressOverdone]

19. Al Franken leaves his wife for Ann Coulter

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

20. I hate your thread and everyone in it.

[Rambis]

21. Bush's third term

oh sorry, I thought you said make you puke:puke:

[Roon]

22. Man accused of torturing kittens

eom

[Deja Q]

23. Woman slashes her wrists and attempts to killer herself via asphyxiation

[tigereye]

24. Delaware isn't for lovers?

[otherlander]

25. Mafia takes over government, decides to get rid of all berry farmers.