How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck....

[CO Liberal]

...if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[TXlib]

1. A woodchuck would chuck

all the wood he could chuck.

[WillParkinson]

2. Oh, that's easy!

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck COULD chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[ohiosmith]

3. As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could

chuck wood.

[Atman]

4. But how much ground could a groundhog grind

if a groundhog could grind ground?

After, all, it almost that time of year again!

[FreeperSlayer]

5. 8 pecks

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