At the doctor's today for an examination, the nurse said I should stop masturbating.

[billyskank]

"Why?" I asked.

She replied, "because I'm trying to examine you."

[Richardo]

1. !!

:rofl:

I walked into that one, billy. (the joke, that is)

Good to see you back :hi:

[Dr. Strange]

2. Examine?

Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

[jobycom]

3. Should I try the veal?

:rofl:
:thumbsup:

[zanne]

4. ROFLMAO!

:rofl: :applause:

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

5. Ba-doom!

:)

[BarenakedLady]

6. LOL!

:spray:

:rofl:

[billyskank]

7. Hello

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

9. Hello!

Thanks for the laugh, you goof.

:hug:

:hi:

[billyskank]

10. You're welcome

and you're JUST as goofy as I am. :P

:hug:

[BarenakedLady]

12. Goofier

I imagine.

:silly:

[billyskank]

13. We'll see

:D

[Hugin]

8. Ahahahaha! Good one Mr. Skank!

:applause:

[guitar man]

11. rofl!!

:rofl:

I'm going to steal this one if you don't mind :evilgrin:

IBTL

[racaulk]

14. Nice one!

:thumbsup:

:rofl:

[RetroLounge]

15. Nice

:applause:

RL

[Callalily]

16. Billy, Billy, Billy!

[billyskank]

17. I know, I know

I'm sorry. :blush: My brother told it me earlier today, and I couldn't resist sharing it. :D

:hi: :hug:

[Callalily]

19. It's very funny,

and I did fall for it. Have an appropriate smilie, but am to bashful to use it. :rofl:

Okay, it's back to work for me. Wishing you a good evening.

[Left Is Write]

18. ...

:spray:

[Hugin]

20. Hey! It's LIW!

Happy Birthday! :party:

[Left Is Write]

21. Thank you!

:)

[billyskank]

29. Hey

Happy birthday. :hug:

:party:

[Left Is Write]

30. Thank you.

:hug:

[no name no slogan]

22. hey billy

welcome to the club

[Parche]

23. Doctor Dover

Did you stop on the sperm of the moment for her????? :rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[Inchworm]

24. HeHe!

:yourock:

:hi:

[TOhioLiberal]

25. !!

[nickgutierrez]

26. So I told her...

...well, you do it, then.

See? Happy ending.

[Dr. Strange]

31. I love a happy ending! n/t

[supernova]

27. LMAO!!

:thumbsup: :rofl:


Good one, Billy! :D Hope you are feeling better. :hug:

[SOteric]

28. !

[deepthought42]

32. My first thought was "oh no!"

quickly followed by:

:spray: :spray: :spray:

:rofl:

:spank:

[ohiosmith]

33. What a whack job.

[JoePhilly]

34. Turn your head and laugh! nt

[rateyes]

35. Speaking of masturbation....playing golf the other day...

a guy in the foursome three-putted and said, "Three-putting is just like masturbating...I don't really want to do it again, but I know I'm going to!"

:rofl: Good joke!

[redqueen]

36. aaaahaahaahahahahaha!

:rofl:

thanks!

:loveya:

[skygazer]

37. Well done

:applause:

[dubyaD40web]

38. LMAO!