Not getting married...in fact, single; advice needed.

[HEyHEY]

Really! Advice on anything!

[GOPisEvil]

1. Never overextend yourself on credit.

It's a sure path to financial ruin...

Er, OK, so it's not THAT bad, but it isn't good either.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. Hire people with hooks

[HEyHEY]

3. What like fishermen?

[Cannikin]

4. Can I come live with you? I love the snow!

[HEyHEY]

6. We ain't got no snow!

It's all melted...it's a wierd winter here.

[Melsky]

10. you mean

hookers?

[hlthe2b]

5. Lay off the spaghetti with meatballs!

and garlic bread! :evilgrin:

[HEyHEY]

7. Never!

You'll get my linguini when you pry it from my cold dead hands!

[hlthe2b]

15. Ummm, are we talking food or.......................................

? LOL

[Exultant Democracy]

18. mmmmmm garlic bread

why does the best think in the world make your breath so bad.

[meegbear]

8. Have you considered switching teams?

We're having a gay old time.

[Lostmessage]

9. Who the hell needs to get married anyways

It would be like me and my shadow and you wouldn't be able to get rid of it if you know what I mean.

[Westegg]

11. Stop taking pornographic pictures...

...of polar bears. After that, everything should fall into place for you.

[wysimdnwyg]

12. ROTFLMAO

[TXlib]

13. Don't masturbate with sandpaper.

[Cannikin]

14. Ouch!

:wow:

[jimbo fett]

16. Never eat boiled crawfish and then rub your eyes.

Talk about pain!!!

[TrogL]

17. Buy good tools

and a tool chest with a good lock. Put your tools back when you're finished.

Otherwise you end up buying five of everything.

[Kamika]

19. never make fun of an arab

Or a jew