This thread contains nothing about drunkeness or children.

[Writer]

Hello. How are you doing today? :)

[Deja Q]

1. Sober and childless.

:D

[Deja Q]

2. And how are you?

:D :D

[Writer]

3. I'm fine, thank you.

I'm also sober, and childless... for now.

I have to mow the lawn today, but I'm waiting until I am less likely to melt from the heat.

[taterguy]

4. I was sober and childless when I took this pic

[Writer]

7. Well I can tell, at least, that you were in Winston, NC.

;)

Beautiful sky in that photo.

[taterguy]

10. Just a photoshop trick to hide my true identity

[Starbucks Anarchist]

5. Meh.

[Writer]

8. Come back later tonight, m'dear.

We'll talk then.

;)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

13. Sweet!

:D

[Left Is Write]

6. So, no drunken children?

:shrug:

[Writer]

9. No, that's that OTHER thread.

This one is all about good karma.

[ghostsofgiants]

15. Do you really need to get children drunk?

They're already basically just drunken midgets.

[NC_Nurse]

11. Pretty good.

And you? :hi:

[Writer]

12. Doing well, thanks.

I'm headed out to my bud's this evening.

[NC_Nurse]

14. Sounds nice.

Have fun. :-)

[billyskank]

16. I think it needs a nude picture of billyskank right here.

Naaaaahhhhhh. :P

:hi:

[Writer]

18. Now THAT would make this thread more INTERESTING!

Indeed!

:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

17. I am doing great gorgeous

:) I hope you are :hi:

[Writer]

19. Glad to hear it.

I'm doing well, too.

:*

[Guava Jelly]

20. good

:D :hug: and a :* back atcha :)

[Writer]

21. Ooh. I forgot one other thing.

:* and a :9

[Guava Jelly]

22. I am so glad you remembered

:blush: :loveya:

[Downtown Hound]

23. I'm drunk. How are you?

[Writer]

24. Sober... for now at least.

Are you still upright?

[Downtown Hound]

25. Yeah, I'm only moderately drunk

To the point where I'm still coherent and standing but looking for a good brawl. You know how it is.

[Writer]

26. Oooh... you're an ornery drunk, then?

When I'm drunk I'm incredibly goofy.

[Downtown Hound]

27. Not usually

But today is an exception. I've already had an argument with a troll as well as the store that was supposed to have fixed my other computer a week ago. I'm feeling a might bit aggressive today. Don't worry though. I don't take it out on innocent bystanders.

[TK421]

28. Now can we talk about the evils of circumcision here?

or how about chicken cutlets coated in cornflakes? What about Kudzu? Is that still a big thing here?:shrug:

[Writer]

29. Ooh! Another opportunity to share my penis song.

((cue acoustical guitar))

Gather 'round, every man
Every man of every land.
Bring along nature's bounty
Bring it on - from every county!

The wind blows, but we don't care
Sitting bare on our derrières!
Brothers all, let's stand and sing
Our hands entwined but not coup-ling!

I look at you, you look at me
We're nature's brothers, can't you see?
You have a hood, and yours is free
And together now, we will sing:

No skin should stand between us!
No Bris Milah separates us!
We're brothers all, can't you see?
We're all one penis - you and me!

The fighting has brought ill-repute
To decisions made without dispute,
By boys and men, every day,
To keep the hood or let it free!

We handle every one the same,
We handle it - it's not a game!
We handle it, and handle it some more,
(I think I've lost track of the score...)

But we're together, our hands entwined,
It's time to let our hate unwind.
Your dick is capped, and his is bare
And together now, we will sing:

No skin should stand between us!
No Bris Milah separates us!
We're brothers all, can't you see?
We're all one penis - you and me!

Listen close, hear that sound?
It's the rush of something profound.
It's not a fart, but our resound.
Brothers, let's not goof around!

We came together for a cause.
What other reason would give us pause?
But our manly bits, proud and bare
Would there be a greater care?

So brothers all, look around!
We're together here, gender bound!
You are hooded, his is free,
And together now, we will sing:

No skin should stand between us!
No Bris Milah separates us!
We're brothers all, can't you see?
We're all one penis - you and me!

((music slows))

We're brothers all... can't you see?
We're all one penis...

JUST YOU AND ME!

[TK421]

30. OH ..... god....roflmao!!!!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



Oh, shit! I think I just cracked a rib....you fucking bastard!!!!!

[Writer]

31. ...

;)

BTW: I don't have a penis. But I certainly enjoying hanging around them. :7

[The Straight Story]

32. Well then, I won't reply

:)

[Writer]

33. And I won't reply back.

;)

[The Straight Story]

34. You win, I can't handle not being replied back to!

oh wait...

[Writer]

35. Ha ha! My silence won the day.

:woohoo:

[The Straight Story]

36. The day you are silent

would be a sad one indeed :)

[KitchenWitch]

37. my children are drunk

[Writer]

38. Umm... that's...

wow!

Not sure what to say about that one.

Although I do identify. Here's me, drunk in 1979.



I mean, what sober person would wear those pants?

[KitchenWitch]

39. that is entirely frightening!

:hug:

How many years of therapy for those pants?

;)

[Writer]

40. Many. My therapist's first name is Jack, though.

He's a pretty damn good therapist, too. :P