Remember, if you see a person fall and their belongings scatter, make fun of them. Do not help them
Deja Q
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Tue Jul-24-07 01:32 PM
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Remember, if you see a person fall and their belongings scatter, make fun of them. Do not help them |
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Keep up the impression that anyone under 30 is a snotty bastard and a cow.
That is all.
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Tue Jul-24-07 01:37 PM
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1. Wrong dude. Pick up their shit, and run like hell. |
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Tue Jul-24-07 01:39 PM
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3. I always say in a loud voice... |
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"Hey! You dropped something!"
I treat myself to ice cream for being a good samaritan.
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Tue Jul-24-07 01:39 PM
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Tue Jul-24-07 01:44 PM
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7. Yeah, there's probably some of those new-fangled electric gizmos in there. |
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Kids have the niftiest gadgets I've seen since I got my Rascal. I'll have to figure them out after my afternoon nap. The best time to hit them is really early in the morning. We're up by 5 a.m., but they are still groggy at 7:00.
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Tue Jul-24-07 01:53 PM
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10. Hellfire... "they are still groggy at 7:00" |
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They don't move before noon... If ever.
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Tue Jul-24-07 01:38 PM
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2. Eww. What's with the nasal references? |
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"...snotty bastard and a cow."
I think the constricted nasal passages of children are pretty much gone by the teenage years.
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Tue Jul-24-07 01:42 PM
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the correct etiquette when skiing is to yell "Yardsale!" and laugh hysterically! :rofl:
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Tue Jul-24-07 01:44 PM
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6. Timeless advice. It's also proper to 'accidentally' kick some of their stuff |
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down the street as you walk by...
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Tue Jul-24-07 01:47 PM
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8. I hope everyone knows I was being sarcastic... |
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I love the responses, though. :rofl:
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Tue Jul-24-07 02:44 PM
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11. Oh. Right. Um, in that case, I was, uh, joking. Yeah, definitely joking. |
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Tue Jul-24-07 01:52 PM
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9. If it's soft food stuffs... |
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Be sure to give it a good stomp or spit in it if at all possible.
:sarcasm: <-- For HT since he forgot.
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