Embrace your inner pev.

[Writer]

You are the sole keeper of your domain.

Do not deny yourself what lurks within you.

You are a human; you are a sexual marvel.

Your inner pev is your friend. Reach out and hug it.

For you only delay your inevitable outer pev, yearning to break free.

So I humbly suggest that you reach within,

that you dig deep into your soul and discover what is beasty about you,

and embrace your inner pev.


~Writer~

[slj0101]

1. Potato.

[Writer]

2. Ugh... grumble.

Okay... IBTFL. (In before the fucking lock.)

On edit: Oh, now, what a convenient little edit that was! ;) :P

[Haole Girl]

4. Uh oh

I think this is the beginning of a rather long thread!

:rofl:

:blush:

[HEyHEY]

19. Mine is like a potato.. rock hard unless you throw it in boiling water

[slj0101]

23. I thought you liked that.

I like mine scooped, mashed and stuffed back into its skin with cheddar, sour cream and bacon.

[SPKrazy]

3. i embrace my inner pev daily writer

it embraces me back too :P

my beasty is beasty, and my pev is breaking free

comes out more and more

:D

[Writer]

:o

I know about your beastiness.

[TOhioLiberal]

5. If some people's inner pev...

...got any further out, there would be waaaaaaaay more locked threads. :evilgrin:

[Writer]

6. True, true.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

7. My inner pev is on fire.

;)

[Writer]

9. Then you must release it.

Let it free, SA.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

10. It gets released every day.

:hide:

[Writer]

12. Ahhh. Then you are in touch with your inner pev.

I applaud you, my smokestack! You are that much closer to enlightenment.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

15. I need a restraining order against myself.

:rofl:

[lost-in-nj]

8. I am learning

to embrace my inner pev and let it out for daily walks
it does have to be reined in from time to time


lost

[Writer]

11. I understand.

Perhaps you can slowly lengthen your walks over time? Let your outer pev breathe free?

My walks tend to be awfully long, personally.

[lost-in-nj]

22. They are going out

for longer walks everyday....

soon it will last 24 hours......



:evilgrin:

any suggestions, ideas to help would be appreciated......
anyone else's pev out for 24 hours???



lost

[supernova]

13. Google

"hentai"

Just sayin'

[Writer]

17. Very, very good, grasshopper.

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. I... uh...

uh...



















Girls are kinda cool.



:hide::yoiks:

[Writer]

16. The pev is strong within you, Oeditpus.

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. Hey, it's a start!

:blush:

[snailly]

18. I did that earlier today and my husband walked in

Talk about embarrassing. Then he joined in. TMI? I think so but I don't care.

[Writer]

24. You were generous with your outer pev. Nothing wrong with that.

[S n o w b a l l]

20. I did....and I found I have a tendancy to be a

Tonight, in honor of last night's flamewar, it was Tombstone.

[Writer]

25. Sometimes your inner pev is round...

sometimes it's cut in wedges and served in a box. Your inner pev is your unique form of peviness.

[Deja Q]

26. Babe, I'm buzzed right now. If I was married, my wife would be having the time of her life.

But I'm not; I'm as socially compatible as a paranoid skunk is in a department store. Or airport. Or bar filled with drunk, horny people.

Besides, touching myself is boring. :P

[Writer]

28. So your wife would be getting Lucy?

And your much more compatible than you think. Be proud of your pev.

[Deja Q]

30. Lucy? I've not named it "Lucy"... even "Willy" seems underwhelming...

:rofl:

[blogslut]

27. I work in the porn industry

My inner self is a blue-haired old lady. :)

[Writer]

29. Then your outer pev is completely out in the open.

:thumbsup:

[blogslut]

31. Sadly

It's all just business for me. You'd be surprised how many adult webmasters say "I'm sick of porn!"

In fact, I believe that becoming an adult webmaster is the cure for "porn addiction" , if there is such a thing.

[Seashell Eyes]

32. ok

Sadly, I can't sue myself for sexual harassment.

[wildhorses]

33. dancing granny sez --- hell yeah